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Meet Ventoux, the One-Armed Juggler
Esteemed audience, step closer, have your tickets ready, the show will begin in just a few moments! Meet "Ventoux", the one-armed juggler, here and today on our stage! It’s your chance to admire his world-famous show! Watch and don’t be surprised, the admission doesn’t cost much! There is nothing here to fear. Step right in, the show is starting!
Now observe how he first makes the green vetiver ball, the yellow citrus ball, and the blue cedar ball describe a circle, round like a ... round circle, even like a freshly shaven face, as smooth as any barber can shave. See how the colors of the balls mix, yellow, green, and blue turning green again, a gem of simplicity! There is nothing to see here that you haven’t seen before! Let’s throw him the brown sandalwood ball now! Oops! Did he drop it? Nobody’s perfect, esteemed audience! Let’s try with the white tonka ball! Yesss! See how the green of the circle brightens! What a round, sweet, green circle, ladies and gentlemen! Feel free to watch for another hour if you like, because then comes the highlight of our show today, when Ventoux gracefully drops the green, yellow, and blue balls and shows you the white ball. Completely unexcited, he will hold this sweet ball up for you, esteemed audience, for another hour with his arm, only to make it disappear, Abracadabra, into his sleeve. That’s it for today!
What, you’re disappointed? Did I promise you too much? You are at a nostalgia fair, there are no special effects, no world sensations here. Here you will find singing saws, one-legged tap dancers, a flea circus, and scents from the past. Please visit us again, I now recommend the carousel.
Now observe how he first makes the green vetiver ball, the yellow citrus ball, and the blue cedar ball describe a circle, round like a ... round circle, even like a freshly shaven face, as smooth as any barber can shave. See how the colors of the balls mix, yellow, green, and blue turning green again, a gem of simplicity! There is nothing to see here that you haven’t seen before! Let’s throw him the brown sandalwood ball now! Oops! Did he drop it? Nobody’s perfect, esteemed audience! Let’s try with the white tonka ball! Yesss! See how the green of the circle brightens! What a round, sweet, green circle, ladies and gentlemen! Feel free to watch for another hour if you like, because then comes the highlight of our show today, when Ventoux gracefully drops the green, yellow, and blue balls and shows you the white ball. Completely unexcited, he will hold this sweet ball up for you, esteemed audience, for another hour with his arm, only to make it disappear, Abracadabra, into his sleeve. That’s it for today!
What, you’re disappointed? Did I promise you too much? You are at a nostalgia fair, there are no special effects, no world sensations here. Here you will find singing saws, one-legged tap dancers, a flea circus, and scents from the past. Please visit us again, I now recommend the carousel.
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