05/23/2025

ClaireV
958 Reviews

ClaireV
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Darkened, slightly dank lemonade
Eau Absolue is a sort of modern re-working of animalic colognes like Eau d’Hermes, and wearing it feels a bit outré in the best possible way. Perception of the skank in this seems to vary wildly from person to person, so while I get an impressive amount of post-coital funk out of this, many others just get citrus and amber. To my nose, however, it smells like oranges and lemons left to putrefy in a vat of honey and bay leaves under a boiling sun, with a chaser of dank musk and sticky labdanum.
There is something subversive about a “dark” citrus when everyone else is wearing clean, bright fragrances that smell like you just stepped out of the shower. Eau Absolue basically smells like hot skin sweating its way through the remnants of 4711 at the end of a long day, and there is a certain grubby, garage-chic appeal in that.
There is something subversive about a “dark” citrus when everyone else is wearing clean, bright fragrances that smell like you just stepped out of the shower. Eau Absolue basically smells like hot skin sweating its way through the remnants of 4711 at the end of a long day, and there is a certain grubby, garage-chic appeal in that.