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Only Lovers Left to Smell Noir Extreme
Ignore the complaints that Noir Extreme doesn't "perform." It performs just fine from where it's supposed to. Noir Extreme is a bit of a misnomer, because it's not the sort of scent that shouts at you from across the dance floor. It's a scent that hangs back in its chair with simmering confidence, until you lock eyes with it, and come in close enough to catch the drydown on warm, pulsing, silky-soft skin, and oh my, is it hot in here?
The first time I tried this, it was a single spray from a sampler, on a small piece of cloth. It was okay. Soapy, rich, a woody sweetness, maybe. Then I brought it to my BFF's, and we sprayed ourselves with fragrances we wanted to try. I got Jazz Club, she got Noir Extreme.
Twenty minutes later, I put her wrist to my nose, and when I looked up at her, she laughed, blushed, took her hand back, and said, "Get back, with that look!"
She wasn't wrong. Get this stuff on skin. Nummy nummy num-nums. What else do you need to know?
The first time I tried this, it was a single spray from a sampler, on a small piece of cloth. It was okay. Soapy, rich, a woody sweetness, maybe. Then I brought it to my BFF's, and we sprayed ourselves with fragrances we wanted to try. I got Jazz Club, she got Noir Extreme.
Twenty minutes later, I put her wrist to my nose, and when I looked up at her, she laughed, blushed, took her hand back, and said, "Get back, with that look!"
She wasn't wrong. Get this stuff on skin. Nummy nummy num-nums. What else do you need to know?
Lotusmaglite
