10/30/2018
Silverfire
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Silverfire
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The Disappointment Chronicles: 4 - The Origin of the...
Deep within the bowels of Harry Fremont's twisted imagination was born the dryer sheet bombast of the Tommy Bahama line. This is the one that started it all. Prepare yourselves. This is the landing site.
As you might expect, this is synthetic dryer sheet smell plus...wait for it...suntan lotion, a nonfunctional odor combination if I've smelled one. At least this fragrance is consistent with what came later. Honestly I'm so over the primary note, it almost (almost!) rivals vanilla as the ultimate turn-off note. I applied this fragrance, sniffed it, and immediately forgot it was there. Fortunately, the fragrance did not remind me of its presence and the next day, I washed it off, a happier man. Recommended for: oh, why bother.
Thus ends the disappointment chronicles. Tommy Bahama, you stink.
(P.S. I am aware but not hopeful that I may have obtained a bad batch of minis. Nevertheless, this was my experience. I wish it was otherwise.)
As you might expect, this is synthetic dryer sheet smell plus...wait for it...suntan lotion, a nonfunctional odor combination if I've smelled one. At least this fragrance is consistent with what came later. Honestly I'm so over the primary note, it almost (almost!) rivals vanilla as the ultimate turn-off note. I applied this fragrance, sniffed it, and immediately forgot it was there. Fortunately, the fragrance did not remind me of its presence and the next day, I washed it off, a happier man. Recommended for: oh, why bother.
Thus ends the disappointment chronicles. Tommy Bahama, you stink.
(P.S. I am aware but not hopeful that I may have obtained a bad batch of minis. Nevertheless, this was my experience. I wish it was otherwise.)