Vibe

Erba Pura 2013

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03.10.2021 - 07:07 AM
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Pricing
7
Bottle
8
Sillage
9
Longevity
7.5
Scent

Rich russian with sunglasses and optional jogging suit

This XerJoff was the first from the house I have smelled.
And I fell a little in love. Okay let's say I have a crush, to speak of love is too early at this point.

I honestly have absolutely no idea exactly why this scent did it to me. He smells EXTREMELY intense. It actually smells rather unexciting, but INTENSIVELY unexciting. It smells synthetic and goes through the nose directly into the brain. And there's suddenly nothing else but that scent.

If I had to personify him, he would be male between 29 and 34, he lives in Moscow and wears sunglasses.
From which house the sunglasses are, you can not see from the front. But it doesn't matter because he only wants you to see that they were expensive.
He wears a jogging suit from Prada in black and sits in some sinfully expensive hotel in Moscow at breakfast right in your field of vision. He's had a coffee brought in and is now eating some toast with Jamón Ibérico ham.
You don't think much of him as you drink your Gyokuro green tea and have your yogurt with granola, honey, and assorted berries in front of you.

You're about to take a sip of the tea when your eyes fall straight back on him. That's when he pulls off his sunglasses and his gaze hits you square in the pit of your stomach. He smiles at you and you don't even know what's happening to you right now. He's actually absolutely not what normally appeals to you, he looks unexciting.
But INTENSIVELY unexciting
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