Take a seat, Mr. Jeheimrat! All as usual?
Shave? Would you like a shave?
But of course, but right away ...
Well, I haven't seen you in a long time ...
How do you do?
Oh, I see, you've been traveling, sir.
Yes, that must be done sometimes. I always say, a well-rounded person finds the best education through travel.
So I would, if I could, as I wanted ...
Now, please tilt that noble head back so I can lather you up properly. Now please don't open your mouth, because of the shaving foam, sir ...
Where was I?
Oh yes, traveling ...
Even the old Goethe is said to have said that one does not travel to arrive, but rather to travel. I like that man.
I feel most comfortable when there is something interesting to see. It doesn't always have to be something big. Sometimes the little things that make life beautiful also lighten the mood.
Do you agree with me, Mr. Jeheimrat?
You see, I recently went on a trip too. Just a little one, but still ... With my dear wife Jemahlin, that is, my own, right in the middle of life.
How do you do, sir?
Yes, exactly, to the fine shops in the center of the metropolis.
I'm not really the type who enjoys shopping, but what can you do when the most expensive ...
Well, what can I say - I just browsed a bit in a fine perfumery. I do like that, I admit.
What? What do you mean, sir?
No, it was more of a nice, small shop, and the owner had some old scents from ages ago. I do like it fresh and not too sweet, if you understand ....
He had something for me too. I even knew it from before, didn't know it was still available ...
Noble waters, something fine ...
How do you do?
Oh, yes, of course, I recognized it immediately. You really can't confuse it. It has a very, very unique note, it's immediately fresh and a bit soapy, but very subtle, if you understand. I do like that.
It starts off very, very classically, with citrus and the old bergamot, and with a little splash of orange, you know. But this water here has a very unique twist. I was told it comes from basil. I only knew it from the kitchen.
Yes, yes, basil! It gives the whole thing a green freshness, simply wonderful.
So, please turn your esteemed head to the other side, Mr. Jeheimrat ..
Where was I?
Oh yes - freshness. Well, that is now visible in the scent from every pore. It's suitable for every occasion, I can whisper that to you! With this, you will always make a pleasant impression, my word on it.
Even while traveling, this water is a fine and good choice.
Lavender is also in it, very restrained, but it makes the whole thing wonderfully balanced.
Overall - it has a floral scent, but very well done. It feels masculine. My dearest insisted that we take a bottle with us. I only realized later that this water had undergone a so-called reformulation. It's still really good, but just not as strong in scent as it used to be ...
I can still only recommend it.
How do you do, sir?
Yes, of course - there is also a woody note in it, somehow it comes across bright, really noble. Cedar, as I was whispered, but a light cedar, so soft and spicy, without being intrusive.
In the end, there comes a kicker ... no, this scent does not become heavy and sweet. Not at all, I assure you! It's a classic, not some modern synthetic stuff ...
No, what I mean is a spritzy pepper note at the end. It creates a harmonious connection with the citrus aromas and with the light woods ...
Vetiver is also supposed to be in there, the seller told me. That is probably the warm tone that rounds everything off so pleasantly and prevents the scent from feeling cold. Yes, yes, without the trip with my dearest, I would have missed something there.
So, you see ...
All done. Now your chin is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Well, I thought of that right away.
Lilac and lily of the valley, you don't want ... that's why I also got this bottle from the fine shop here. Look how noble the bottle looks. With that, you can really make a statement!
How do you do ...?
Now don't tell me you don't know it ...! Well, you should definitely try it!
Well ...?
You see, then I want to spritz you a bit.
And ...?
You like it, I knew it. It's like it was made for you.
You are indeed a man of the world with taste!
Most sincere thanks for your esteemed patronage, Mr. Jeheimrat.
Do honor me again soon!