Blanche

A fragrance where fruity aromas take a prominent place or even stand in the spotlight has had a hard time with me so far. Often, I got the impression of something cheap or clumsy. I also don't like it very much when a specific fruit is distinctly recognizable. Liquid food seems rather pointless to me, because it's called drinking, and until now I haven't had the idea to pour fruit juice into my décolletage. However, when I sniff Couture, I know for sure that until now, these have simply been very straightforward, rather poor fragrances. I recall Ultrared. So far, Amor Amor was the only perfume with a significant proportion of various fruits that I was truly enthusiastic about (and still am).

And then came Couture. To put it simply, it's the adult luxury version of Amor Amor (especially regarding the feeling that the fragrance evokes in me). Now, more specifically about the scent. In the fragrance notes, we first read pear nectar, and nectar is, in my view, the word that describes this scent well. Couture packs a punch; it’s not a fresh little water, but a fragrance explosion, thick and, speaking in colors, hazelnut brown. I wondered how Couture would "look." The following image became quite clear, and no, I do not suffer from long-term damage due to drug abuse. Wrapped in a fur blanket, I lie amidst fruits on a small boat, drifting on a whiskey river. The smell of whiskey flows into my nose in combination with the scent of ripe fruits. It’s this whiskey that caresses the throat instead of scratching it. As I breathe in, my hands dig into the blackberries. The sweet juice runs down my wrists and drips onto the fur. With my toes, I occasionally dip into the whiskey. I lean back and take a half plum. The pit has been removed, and the resulting hollow is filled with pear nectar. A hearty bite, however, cannot prevent it from running down the corners of my mouth and dripping onto the fur blanket again. I indulge in the pleasure and drift away.

Couture is soft, velvety, full, sensual, and incredibly caressing. Very sweet and fruity, but so wonderfully composed that the thought of a teenage or celebrity scent has no chance of sprouting. Couture has captivated me, and I look forward to finally holding my bottle, which has long been purchased, in my hands.

In conclusion, I would like to extend a big thank you! to dear Baux, who drew my attention to this fragrance. You invited me on a journey down the whiskey river, took me to the land of (until now) forbidden fruits, and showed that blackberry juice and pear nectar in the fur blanket possess an incredible longevity that one does not want to miss anymore.

What does that even mean? Honestly, women do just about everything in the bathroom except freshen up. Sweat stain check, breath check, hair check, touch up powder, reapply lipstick, adjust the bow of their blouse, check for wrinkles in their skirt. Quickly take off the high heels because 14cm really hurts. Basically everything except freshening up. To be honest, freshening up would mean, for example, just applying a few spritzes of Mûre et Musc.

On my skin: No trace of berries, but a hint of citrus freshness and musk. Really, no berries! The scent on me is pretty much the opposite of what Louce perceives and aligns more with Lolle's and DeGe's tests. Mûre et Musc, a heavy, berry fragrance? On my skin: Never. Mûre et Musc smells light, clear, refreshing, and there's no trace of blueberry or jasmine. As for longevity, I can agree, it's truly a fleeting companion. However, you don't have to feel guilty about generously applying it: Mûre et Musc = More is More! And indeed, Mûre et Musc is ideal for actually freshening up for a moment.

Thanks to the lovely donor!

I thought I would find absolutely sexy male magnets with the brand Agent Provocateur. Well, that's not quite what I found. Anyone familiar with the lingerie inevitably has a clear image in mind of the direction the fragrances are likely to take. From my perspective, only the signature scent holds this unspoken promise. And how it holds it! The top note of "Agent Provocateur" reminds me of sweat and unwashed body areas. That's even too much for me. However, I found the base very nice: dark, mystical, oriental heaviness. So, how about the Eau Emotionelle, Blanche?

I then grabbed a sample from KittyHawk and tested it eagerly. The first disillusionment, which actually also lets some hope sprout: The Eau Emotionelle is a completely different scent than "Agent Provocateur." Different, but not much better. The "Agent Provocateur Eau Emotionelle" is a light (yes!!), floral pepper scent. Here, pepper and especially rose do not wield the leather whip, but wear HelloKitty tank bottoms (grandma's panties), five pieces for 14.90. I have nothing against this lingerie; it's super comfortable and fluffy, but as Agent Provocateur, that's not acceptable! The scent is really not bad, but it comes with a very poor longevity on my skin and the fact that I feel too misled (fooled) by the naming.

My Agent Provocateur interim conclusion:
Agent Provocateur: 40% (managed to fight its way up a bit due to the base)
Agent Provocateur Eau Emotionelle: 50% (see above)
Maitresse: 50-60% (good but interchangeable, doesn't stay in memory, so far the best)

I am really glad, truly. For quite some time now, I've been occasionally trying out the classics of the women's perfume world, and I admit, I am one of those ignorant beasts who sometimes thinks: "This smells awful, musty, and like grandma!" Of course, I won't tell you which fragrances I thought that about; today I don't feel like becoming unpopular (maybe tomorrow, nasty comments about "Ange ou Démon" and "Le Parfum" are still pending). Anyway, "Eau de Rochas" is a classic that makes my heart race. When I was once again in the perfumery right outside my door, I let my gaze wander over the shelves at foot height. "Ah ha, Eau de Rochas, I see it everywhere but don't know it."

No one would produce such a summer splash today, but as long as this one exists, it's not a big deal. "Eau de Rochas" is crisp, zesty, fresh, citrus-spicy. And yes, Kamil is right when she says: an atypical citrus scent. Without a ton of sugar or sweet fruits mixed in, "Eau de Rochas" manages not to bite, a lemon that doesn't make you grimace. "Eau de Rochas" is as crisp as the sound and feeling of breaking an apple in half with your hand.

I don't know a typical summer scent that is so beautifully grown-up, yet would suit women of all ages from 14 to 94. Of course, it is summer (hypothetically), but one should also be allowed to smell differently than sweet, cute, and sugary. That is exactly what many women's summer fragrances do; they somehow come off carefree and childlike. Also nice, but not always what one wants, right? Summer can also be elegant. When it’s over 30 degrees outside, this little water is the perfect choice. Well, that might be a total of ten days a year, unless you’re lounging around the coast for two weeks, but ladies, during those ten days, you are the queen next to all the Escadas and other fruit cocktails. Of course, you can also wear it on slightly cooler days; I just mean that "Eau de Rochas" was made precisely for the intense heat and a cool head, and it particularly shines on those days.

I once had to explain to friends (it wasn't a desperate situation) why I think my boyfriend is so great. I said: "Because he's a hot bastard." My boyfriend smiled and gave me a kiss. The phrase may sound derogatory, but because he knows me, he understands what I meant and realized that it was actually a compliment. In some situations, I believe you just need strong words. You know, sometimes a *Shit!!* just isn't enough for decent cursing. And in some situations, a woman just wants to be a "hot piece." With "Classique" EdP, you qualify for such compliments that a woman certainly enjoys hearing from (the right) man.

After testing "Classique" EdT a few days ago, I was already quite excited and thought that the EdP would probably please me even more (also due to your opinions). Today's test went as expected. I just find the scent amazing. It is incredibly sensual, warm, and velvety, and the bottle fits like a glove. I think the fragrance notes blend together so that no note really stands out. I already have a vanilla scent with "Cinema" and a rose scent with "Chloe," but with neither of them would a man think of words like hot thing, piece, or hussy, etc. That's why "Classique" EdP is now on my wish list.