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You were missing.
Yes, eh. My mistake. It was difficult.
The 80s and 90s were, are and ALWAYS will be my fragrance cosmos.
There was a lot going on at the time, they tried to outdo each other. And they succeeded. Not just you, I also neglected others because the opulence was too enormous.
I could have bought 5 bottles of "Acteur (Eau de Toilette) | Azzaro" for €35 at Notino if I'd known you'd be hired.
Would be, would be, bicycle chain.
You were always there, but I ignored you.
Now that they've hired pretty much everything I've ever liked, I'm starting to panic.
Not you too. So I bought 100ml today, just to be on the safe side.
Not tested for ages, so basically blind.
Better safe than sorry.
I am sorry. I was disrespectful. I bought Eternity and Jazz on semi-similarities. Not you.
Never mind. Now I've got you.
That's not meant to sound disrespectful.
But. Chanel has its own level.
Yes, the two above are from the same category.
I don't like all of them, I find "Égoïste (Eau de Toilette) | Chanel" awful and way too sweet. "Antaeus (Eau de Toilette) | Chanel" is world class, "Pour Monsieur (Eau de Toilette) / A Gentleman's Cologne / For Men | Chanel" is great, but I still prefer "Eau Sauvage Extrême (1982) (Eau de Toilette Concentrée) | Dior".
Anyway.
Here you come to me today.
*Sniff*
There it is again. The enthusiasm.
My world. You do everything right that everyone else couldn't.
Perfection. Chanel perfection.
Super clean, slightly soapy, never barbershop. Fresh, but always with a slight just-out-of-the-dryer cotton wash note. A hint of metallic, but on the level of a 75-fold folded katana blade. Magical.
Pleasantly creamy towards the end, but never not mega sophisticated. Yes, it smells like a new Tom Ford suit. High end and casual at the same time.
Honestly? My first thought was, it's so ultra clean, straight, I almost had to think of Christian Bale in American Psycho.
Such an extremely [Level:Chanel] high-quality everyday fragrance that is second to none.
It is simply everything that the horrible synthetic monsters "Sauvage (Eau de Toilette) | Dior" or "Invictus (Eau de Toilette) | Paco Rabanne" will NEVER be.
For the same price.
You were missing. Sorry I didn't realize that sooner.
I was able to put it right.
Now you're mine. Before you go too.
You never know.
"Héritage (Eau de Toilette) | Guerlain" is the next one I've forgotten.
The 80s and 90s were, are and ALWAYS will be my fragrance cosmos.
There was a lot going on at the time, they tried to outdo each other. And they succeeded. Not just you, I also neglected others because the opulence was too enormous.
I could have bought 5 bottles of "Acteur (Eau de Toilette) | Azzaro" for €35 at Notino if I'd known you'd be hired.
Would be, would be, bicycle chain.
You were always there, but I ignored you.
Now that they've hired pretty much everything I've ever liked, I'm starting to panic.
Not you too. So I bought 100ml today, just to be on the safe side.
Not tested for ages, so basically blind.
Better safe than sorry.
I am sorry. I was disrespectful. I bought Eternity and Jazz on semi-similarities. Not you.
Never mind. Now I've got you.
That's not meant to sound disrespectful.
But. Chanel has its own level.
Yes, the two above are from the same category.
I don't like all of them, I find "Égoïste (Eau de Toilette) | Chanel" awful and way too sweet. "Antaeus (Eau de Toilette) | Chanel" is world class, "Pour Monsieur (Eau de Toilette) / A Gentleman's Cologne / For Men | Chanel" is great, but I still prefer "Eau Sauvage Extrême (1982) (Eau de Toilette Concentrée) | Dior".
Anyway.
Here you come to me today.
*Sniff*
There it is again. The enthusiasm.
My world. You do everything right that everyone else couldn't.
Perfection. Chanel perfection.
Super clean, slightly soapy, never barbershop. Fresh, but always with a slight just-out-of-the-dryer cotton wash note. A hint of metallic, but on the level of a 75-fold folded katana blade. Magical.
Pleasantly creamy towards the end, but never not mega sophisticated. Yes, it smells like a new Tom Ford suit. High end and casual at the same time.
Honestly? My first thought was, it's so ultra clean, straight, I almost had to think of Christian Bale in American Psycho.
Such an extremely [Level:Chanel] high-quality everyday fragrance that is second to none.
It is simply everything that the horrible synthetic monsters "Sauvage (Eau de Toilette) | Dior" or "Invictus (Eau de Toilette) | Paco Rabanne" will NEVER be.
For the same price.
You were missing. Sorry I didn't realize that sooner.
I was able to put it right.
Now you're mine. Before you go too.
You never know.
"Héritage (Eau de Toilette) | Guerlain" is the next one I've forgotten.
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