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FrauHolle 3 years ago 27 16
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Pumpkin punch with whole fruits
Since one must come also only once on it to fill pumpkins into so small Flakons, that is already Parfumeur work of all first cream class, that can not everyone, for it one must have already a pumpkin miniature distillation diploma in the bag, and who has that already.

But, great idea, just does not smell so good.
Smells namely, maybe because of all the other stuff that's in here, certainly because of the tangerines, somehow like E 605 forte, with a hint of lemongrass, phosphorworcestersauce (if you can pronounce that correctly, you're a freak!) and just like garlic manure.

Way too sweet!
Pumpkins, but even the really small, cute little pumpkins, don't smell sweet at all!
Pumpkins aren't meant to smell anyway. What are they even there? Eat the jawohl no one. The things are completely useless, and just to lie around there thick & fat so; Actually first not unsympathetic, but also totally superfluous, right? (Look at the sofa.)

They more than deserve the ugly grimaces we humans give them from time to time. What have pumpkins ever done for us?

They us NOW, in these difficult times, when we all have nerves of Elster tax paperwork,
we ALL can't go on' holiday, aren't allowed to crash quads over Dubai's dunes, just just 4 fun, to want to foist it on us as a perfume, is fabulous cheek on ELdO's part. My opinion!
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FrauHolle 3 years ago 23 13
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Happy Birthday, Helmut Kohl (91)
Ok, Rundholz Parfums have a few milliliters in the year of birth mistaken, but that can happen, after all, the specialize in perfume, and not on politics;
But that today his son, Walter Kohl, must sit on FFP2 masks worth 5 million euros, is already a farce.
So for this my product idea: masks take, open, inside with various fragrances drizzle, Zack-ready: Duftbeträufelungsmasken (name again revise) and sell to perfume-Bekloppies. There can be nevertheless surely still the one, or other sponsors with in the sinking boat get.

To the fragrance: fruit & incense.
And that is, in order.
Is Amouage, with Memoire, also already come on it, but that does not matter.
Whether now lychee, or plum, you have to smell out yourself, but anyway everything is the same.

I find eh, that you should ALL here times your expectations down a little.
Always it is demanded in reviews that the perfume is best broken down into its individual molecules, how long which top notes meticulously hold in the heart, whether plutonium dissolves in alcohol, and it shines through afterwards. SORRY, I didn't create an Excel spreadsheet for this sort of thing!

F-W Steinmeier has just said it: Our tendency to want to regulate things, brings us still in the grave, and there Rudi Laschet should perhaps also just think about it!
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FrauHolle 3 years ago 17 11
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Apollonia's Panty Dropper?
Too much fame does the very least good.
The business is probably not so good since 69, hardly any TV appearances, of course, the quota, at 4 o'clock a.m., is most likely grottig, there you have to talk maybe times with the station boss.
But whether this fire now helps Neil financially from the moon dust pate, wants to be questioned. Because I think, now he wants us with this but a proper bear on.
So much you will probably not have smelled under the helmet, us mask wearers (airy) he makes so fast nix! Powdery moon soil, there the fantasy can go through already once fast with one,
what, Neil?

First of all, I would like to revise the fragrance pyramid, from smoky-earthy (..earthy, just think about it) in:
smoky-melon.
And here I'm not talking, contrary to the opinion of a star perfumer, about a water melon, but a honeydew melon, although the honeydew melon processed and smelled here doesn't smell a bit like honey; but not like water either.
Google searches on this were completely unsuccessful, so don't even try. But common sense should tell us all that neither variety is botanically, naturally occurring on the moon, which further leads us to the question: Why?

Aren't there enough moon price flacons in the niche perfume market already?
Bruchsalers say No. But you won't find SO VERY funny, happiness-inducing niche even there.
No idea how Niel is going to distribute his batches, I looked it up, NASA doesn't have ONE SINGLE perfume in their range.

My conclusion, in a stretch:
The girl with the matches was wearing a bowler hat.
... & 1'm sure Frank S. will be so jealous of Neil.
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FrauHolle 3 years ago 21 10
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Four wins.
Le Labo act so detached, as if they would process 40 ingredients in this perfume, and they think that we accept and believe everything, because otherwise we would have to admit that we smell less, which no one does, because then everyone would believe that we are not competent enough, but that's not so.

Of the 40 (13) fragrances that come into question, I smell at least FOUR times!
One can come on it, it is on the one hand the tuberose, would be nice stupid, if one now just DIE not rausriecht; It follows cedar, jasmine, and instead of bergamot I smell lemon, but that makes me nix.

Let me tell you something: FOUR ingredients are also FULL & WHOLE enough.
They enter into such a perfect symbiosis, which makes any runaway good-for-nothing believe to be able to smell out 40 clothes here;
And on this wisdom is a long, long time ago, with a completely different solution, also already a completely different Lowrider come:

I've got FOUR jacks here, I've got FOUR queens here,
I have FOUR kings here, that's twelve together.
Twelve hours is the day, twelve hours every night,
Twelve months the year: so time is made.
Hearts, diamonds, spades and clubs, FOUR suits in hand:
FOUR seasons color forest, meadow, field, and land.
Fifty-two cards I have in my deck;
Now count in the year the weeks, there are as many.
And count the points, there's no question
Three hundred and sixty-five, so much a year hath days."
"Wait a minute," says I, after taking paper and lead,
"I can only come up with three hundred and sixty-four".
"Yes," says the stranger then, with a quiet laugh.
"You must never do the math without the joker!"
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FrauHolle 3 years ago 10 5
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Powder is everything BUT NOT CLEAN!!!
The question I ask myself is: why do you think powder is associated with fresh laundry?
Purely haptically, so from the consistency, these are two completely different things.
Powder: soft/floury, laundry: firm/fluffy.

But, yet: powdered was in the Middle Ages, after all, if it itched under the wig, or elsewhere.
Perhaps even bedding & plümo were powdered with natron to drive away cockroaches and cucarachas, one does not know;

My question is:
Has that "clean" feeling, from long ago when gastropubs couldn't survive in Pompeii due to volcanically provoked lockdown, really manifested itself so much in our olfactory survival instinct genes that people TODAY STILL tap into Parfumo: YEAH! Super clean laundry scent!?

Si, claro: white musk (says the name already) stands solely & stately for radiant cleanliness. Ok. I'm right there with you.
But that's not all that make up this, or any other, powdery fragrance, no, do we not have to think much deeper and broader here, and the powder also times its space to unfold, to distribute, to freshly, and properly durchzupudern into the last crack? Or are we here associatively sitting on a completely wrong fresh laundry idea of other people who simply have no idea.

That shall remain an open question at this point. So please no Drunterkommentare.
There can times each for itself today think about it nicely. Or do you have other things to do.

NO!
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