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Horse dung. It was so bad I almost threw up.
This is the worst scent I've ever encountered in my whole life. I was shocked, appalled and disgusted. As someone who loves the gentle, delicate cherries I'm used to its scent usually being rather sweet, sometimes powdery or floral, depending on the mix. This bottle of waste I have encountered randomly on a shelve. What could possibly go wrong? I've tested hundreds or perfumes before, some bad ones, some headache inducing ones, some good and some that drove me insane by just how good they were.
First of all I had trouble taking off the cap. It was stuck. The sample looked fairly new, then I figured it's an issue with all these scents from the same series. As I tried to crack it open, some of it either spilled or sprayed on my palm by accident. And let me tell you what an accident that was. Oh boy. The entire store suddenly began to smell like horse sh*t, LITERALLY. I am NOT kidding when I say this, because if you ever saw cute horsies and ponies and whatever during the summer ud also know they do love to leave a pile behind em. Now imagine that, but also it sitting there for an entire day underneath the blazing sun and humidity. That is exactly what my palm reeked of. This is not funny. Because everyone who I offered to smell my hand said the same exact thing - horse dung. Not a hint of cherries, no, nothing, it's not a perfume, it's a prank, a fart spray I have no idea whatever that was.
Oh, funniest thing is that even after washing my hands like 3 good times with differently scented soap the smell did NOT go away. Yes, it faded to a point, but oh lord did it ever ruin my day, because I had to keep my hand deep in my pocket for quite some time in public just not to vom*t all over the place.
Maybe it's just me. You know how some people dislike certain types of greens because of their altered genes? Like a mutation? Yeah maybe it's just this guy who made this perfume, born with a gifted nose, an astonishing sense of smell guys, so good that he actually thought this perfume is SAFE FOR HUMANS TO ACTUALLY SELL IT OUT THERE
First of all I had trouble taking off the cap. It was stuck. The sample looked fairly new, then I figured it's an issue with all these scents from the same series. As I tried to crack it open, some of it either spilled or sprayed on my palm by accident. And let me tell you what an accident that was. Oh boy. The entire store suddenly began to smell like horse sh*t, LITERALLY. I am NOT kidding when I say this, because if you ever saw cute horsies and ponies and whatever during the summer ud also know they do love to leave a pile behind em. Now imagine that, but also it sitting there for an entire day underneath the blazing sun and humidity. That is exactly what my palm reeked of. This is not funny. Because everyone who I offered to smell my hand said the same exact thing - horse dung. Not a hint of cherries, no, nothing, it's not a perfume, it's a prank, a fart spray I have no idea whatever that was.
Oh, funniest thing is that even after washing my hands like 3 good times with differently scented soap the smell did NOT go away. Yes, it faded to a point, but oh lord did it ever ruin my day, because I had to keep my hand deep in my pocket for quite some time in public just not to vom*t all over the place.
Maybe it's just me. You know how some people dislike certain types of greens because of their altered genes? Like a mutation? Yeah maybe it's just this guy who made this perfume, born with a gifted nose, an astonishing sense of smell guys, so good that he actually thought this perfume is SAFE FOR HUMANS TO ACTUALLY SELL IT OUT THERE
Sugar powdered baked pears
Yeah, I ran out of it, fortunately or unfortunately I'm still unsure.
A very nice, sweet and fresh scent that's very gentle and feminine, very young also. It's really giving me some pear juice vibe or a pear pie with a slight-slight hint of roses and lilacs. Pretty much a decent pick for a teenage girl to wear during spring. It's not overwhelming, it's nothing special, doesn't sit that long on your skin or clothes, but as a daily perfume choice it's okay.
A very nice, sweet and fresh scent that's very gentle and feminine, very young also. It's really giving me some pear juice vibe or a pear pie with a slight-slight hint of roses and lilacs. Pretty much a decent pick for a teenage girl to wear during spring. It's not overwhelming, it's nothing special, doesn't sit that long on your skin or clothes, but as a daily perfume choice it's okay.
A decent pick to smell like fresh sheets
The price of the product is very affordable, however it also matches it's lack of quality. 250ml of fresh smelling water that has close to no longevity. The bottle itself is rather firm and heavy.
I usually use it right after shower on a dry clean body, but unfortunately it lasts about 15 minutes before evaporating entirely. It doesn't give me any lilies, more like some cheap substitute chemical that's supposed to smell like a flower, but in the end all I get is this detergent smelling spray. It's pleasant, sure, but I've expected something much more delicate and pleasant from such a brand.
I usually use it right after shower on a dry clean body, but unfortunately it lasts about 15 minutes before evaporating entirely. It doesn't give me any lilies, more like some cheap substitute chemical that's supposed to smell like a flower, but in the end all I get is this detergent smelling spray. It's pleasant, sure, but I've expected something much more delicate and pleasant from such a brand.
A calming scent...
Something tells me I've got this scent back in 2013-14, back when it just barely came out.
Obviously I might be biased but... It's quirky, that's how I'd call it.
No, it doesn't remind me of roses nor starfruit. It's something more than that. Reminds me of a red apple, but mixed with some jasmine and a tropical fruit. It's definately a deep, warm and luscious fruity combination. (It also makes me sneeze for some reason.......... but that's just me...it's like powder burning up my nose)
It's very sweet in my opinion, creamy and heavy, I would'nt call it "fresh" that's for sure. It's a rather warm, comforting smell you'd expect to wear whilist cozying up in a blanket on a christmas night, or wear it outside on a nice autumn day.
The bottle is rather small (50ml) with a solid cap. It sits nicely in your palm and I adore the heart shape of it, it's also doing a great job at reflecting nice red reflections under lights.
Overall, it's rather nice, yet cheap smelling perfume. Lasts a lot and even years later you can still percieve it off some scarfs and whatnot, which is amazing and what made me go back to it, find a bottle and write a review.
Obviously I might be biased but... It's quirky, that's how I'd call it.
No, it doesn't remind me of roses nor starfruit. It's something more than that. Reminds me of a red apple, but mixed with some jasmine and a tropical fruit. It's definately a deep, warm and luscious fruity combination. (It also makes me sneeze for some reason.......... but that's just me...it's like powder burning up my nose)
It's very sweet in my opinion, creamy and heavy, I would'nt call it "fresh" that's for sure. It's a rather warm, comforting smell you'd expect to wear whilist cozying up in a blanket on a christmas night, or wear it outside on a nice autumn day.
The bottle is rather small (50ml) with a solid cap. It sits nicely in your palm and I adore the heart shape of it, it's also doing a great job at reflecting nice red reflections under lights.
Overall, it's rather nice, yet cheap smelling perfume. Lasts a lot and even years later you can still percieve it off some scarfs and whatnot, which is amazing and what made me go back to it, find a bottle and write a review.
More like Intense headache.
Everything about this perfume is mediocre. To the very last bit, last drop of it - I can't stand this smell so much.
Strong, smelly, discustingly smelly. One spray fills the entire apartment or house with it and you get to taste it on your tongue for the rest of the day!!!
What do you smell, once you apply it? That's right - nothing nice. Alchohol right away, followed up by maybe a slight hint of something powdery and sweet, but, no, excuse me, it aint no iris, alright.
The bottle is mediocre as well. Chunky lid, chunky square body. Amazing performance. How to make the most default, yet disgusting hand sanitizer? Yeah, ask Dior with this "Homme INTENSE" perfume. Horrendous.
Strong, smelly, discustingly smelly. One spray fills the entire apartment or house with it and you get to taste it on your tongue for the rest of the day!!!
What do you smell, once you apply it? That's right - nothing nice. Alchohol right away, followed up by maybe a slight hint of something powdery and sweet, but, no, excuse me, it aint no iris, alright.
The bottle is mediocre as well. Chunky lid, chunky square body. Amazing performance. How to make the most default, yet disgusting hand sanitizer? Yeah, ask Dior with this "Homme INTENSE" perfume. Horrendous.
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