Matteofuma

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Matteofuma 4 months ago

Osmanthus 19

Le Labo

Uninspired lavender

I first smelled it in December 2024, right in Kyoto, during my honeymoon. Was it worth waiting thirty minutes outside the boutique, standing in line, just to smell it? Absolutely not. But at least I satisfied my curiosity. It’s a rather faint...

Matteofuma 4 months ago

Underground Vibes

Laboratorio Olfattivo

Schwefelgelb, Weed and Black Neon

The smell of a Berlin techno club. Not one of those that eventually become cool or trendy destinations, but the improvised kind you hear about through word of mouth; maybe tucked inside some abandoned apartment of a crumbling building,...

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Honey & Lemon / はちみつとレモン (Eau de Parfum)

Honey & Lemon Eau de Parfum

J-Scent

7.5Scent 4Longevity 5Sillage

It smells exactly like the sweetened tea sold in high school vending machines; the one the janitor would offer you when you had a cold.

Oud Sapparot

Montale

0.5Scent 9Longevity 8Sillage

A sticky pineapple candy drowned in shovelfuls of synthetic “oud” à la Montale.
Appalling.

Infusion d'Iris (2015) Eau de Parfum

Prada

10Scent 3Longevity 5Sillage

It could have been Marie Antoinette's signature scent if only Sofia Coppola was her real personal stylist.

Comme des Garçons 2

Comme des Garçons

10Scent 8Longevity 8Sillage

Wearing a white yukata and exercising in Japanese calligraphy on a futuristic spaceship. It's from 1999, it smells like 2099.

Concrete

Comme des Garçons

9Scent 10Longevity 10Sillage

The smell of listening to coldwave music while staring at brutalist soviet architecture in black and white. A Must-Have in my collection.

Laudano Nero

Tiziana Terenzi

3Scent

Pretentious Black Afgano ripoff.

Dior Homme (2020) Eau de Toilette

Dior

2Scent

Generic-Boring-businessy. As a lover of the original iris Dior Homme, I'll keep pretending this doesn't exist and battle for the real deal.

Vapor

Morph

1Scent 10Longevity 10Sillage

I don't know what kind of fruit people are used to eat. Chemical blast whispering "lack of elegance".

Beau de Jour Eau de Parfum

Tom Ford

9Scent 8Longevity 8Sillage

The smell of walking down street with perfect haircut, white shirt and a Sartre's book under your arm. Feelin' handsome like Alain Delon.

Patchouly Eau de Toilette

Etro

9Scent 7Longevity 8Sillage

Boho-elegant-straight patchouli. Earthy and wet. To find yourself even if you don't have a one-way-ticket to India in your hands.

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