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Hubert's favourite juice, apparently used on a daily basis. SOTD?? Yeaah, same as yesterday... and the day before, and the day before, and... If this would've acted in Reservoir Dogs it would've been called Mr Cool Vetyver and it would've been wearing a black suit, white shirt, black tie and black shades. Of course. And it would've been the only surviving one from the crew. Walking out of the building, cool as ice. Or snow. PS Do you think I can call him Hubbie? Or Hubbs? Or is he gonna turn in his grave? Hmm... #irreverentlyblasphemous
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One ultra cool perfume. It's cool but it's actually very warm. Paradoxically confusing? Not at all, my dear Watson. Don't ask, just roll with it. Whenever I wear this, I smell SO sexy I should be arrested. I smell SO sexy I'm tempted to ask myself out on a date. It's criminally unfair wearing this to the office, as it puts me on such pedestal as object of desire. I should come with a disclaimer: uncontrolled gestures of affection and physical touching are not the responsibility of the perfume wearer. You've been warned.
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Never in my life a perfume elicited such a visceral reaction out of me. Created by Sheldrake,which most people know as Serge Lutens' main collaborator. Here, Sheldrake is unrecognisable from his usual Lutens style and managed to create a most astonishing perfume, which from my point of view is his Magnum Opus, his Mona Lisa, a modern vintage masterpiece, if there's such a thing. And I don't say this lightly, as I think some of his creations for Lutens are simply iconic. And as icons go, Bacall, Dietrich and Garbo would've worn this perfume. Daily. Or Cary Grant. don't have words to coherently put together in a review, but suffice it to say, it immensely surprised this jaded, blasé nose, convinced there's nothing else, or rather nothing new left to smell in this over saturated, fast world. Well, I was wrong, there is. One of the most original, brilliantly created perfumes of the last 20yrs.
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My Fuuuurrieeeest... (Lord of the Furs).
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Blackstrap Betty. Arguably the best coffee/espresso centric perfume ever created. No espresso beans have been used with or without their permission in this photoshoot and their rights fully respected (I might be wrong but I think they might've been on strike against unauthorised image use, AI and copyrights laws).
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So.. when in Cuba..
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The perfume bottle without a name. Not for the house, not for itself. It's painfully niche, innit??.. Any hardcore perfume junkie should know what this is and who's the nose behind it. And if you don't, then you can't call yourself a hardcore perfume junkie. That's all. Oh, and before I forget, I give free shots to anyone to sue me for chronic FOMO. Go ahead, I'm a sitting duck. Take your shot. I fully deserve it.
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Idols (think Night at the Museum).
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OJ Man. The epitome of sophistication. The thinking man's perfume. Smoking velvet jacket, loose bow tie, sitting in a tall stool by the bar, nonchalantly holding a tumbler of neat single malt scotch, ideally a Macallan, in the right hand, whilst the left absent mindedly plays a couple of jazz notes on repeat at the nearby piano (I realise you cannot sit on a bar stool and play the piano at the same time, unless you have freakishly long arms, but indulge me!). And of course speaking in a Sean Connery voice. Every time I wear this my IQ jumps 50 points (but then again, my IQ is pretty low). My first ever OJ, and still my favourite. PS Oh, and one more thing, for those familiar with Basenotes and the Urban Legends started by the bros which relate to an unnamed Creed (starts with A, finished with entus😉), just ignore. THIS IS the original, true panty dropper.
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Tartan. I miss Scotland in summer. And picnics. In Scotland. Of course. And wearing a kilt. And going commando. In Scotland. Of course. Because Scottish air is the best. And I like feeling airy. Of course.
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The name Odoon is derived from the word odun in Turkish and it means wood. Omer's ode to wood. Hyperwood. An orgasmic overdose of wood. Woody woodiness. #gotwood ?? I know I do. PS Oh, I forgot. Omer's the nose, creator and sole owner of the brand, Pekji, based in Istanbul. A wonderful man who I'm proud to call friend (and no, this bottle was not gifted, it was bought with my own moolah).
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Bois Imperial. Futuristicly (my word, I'm retaining the copyrights) good stuff. The ambroxan is strong with this one.
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Get into the ring! Papa Serge's Boxeuses. Plummy suede or suedey plums. Whichever way you take it, it's a knock out. Pardon the pun. I know, it's a cheap shot. Damn it. Again. PS I was half-tempted to put it against something from the Rocky soundtrack (Eye of the Tiger??) but naah, too obvious. And naff. One more thing, and this is more of a rant, why oh why has Serge decided to release this only in bell jar bottles AND make it exclusive to Palais Shiseido boutique in Paris! Doesn't make any (commercial) sense. Doesn't he know there are lots of dabbing and decanting haters out there? 😅 Rant over.
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Étui Noir. Some cutting down to size is overdue.
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Jasmin Et Cigarette from the talented nose of Antoine Maisondieu. One of ELDO's best and most underrated perfumes, and one of my wife's faves (I lost count how many bottles she went through), of course she's completely ruined it for me as I instantly associate the perfume's smell with her (and by that I mean I can't wear it myself 😁). Completely unisex. A brilliant combination of crisp, clean, non indolic floral jasmine and tobacco, where the tobacco smells more like a light wind of cold cigarette smoke and ash, caught from a distance. Superb.
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Papa Serge's Chergui. The Mona Lisa of niche perfumery. That's all.
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