MrFumejunkie
Club 5
United Kingdom
Active 8 days ago


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A sweet-fruity rose with a vague, barely there oud note that's gone in 60sec. MEH. FDB getting into Roja Dove's territory, loved by the bros
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opening was 'promising'. then all fell apart when the nuclear combo of cypriol/patch took over. half hour later i was gulping 2 ibuprofens.
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Freudian wood? Freud and wood in the same sentence? i'm so confused, so torn. then, there's also milk. shouldn't be Oedipal wood? help!
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Lavender jam overdose. Topped up with lavender marmalade. Civet shows up but too late. By that time, I've already injected for diabetes.
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I much prefer the smell of post coital sex multiplied by a Roman orgy to absolu pour le soir' s pissy stinker. golden showers much?? pass..
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The barbarians invasion, Mayfair suited and booted Savile Row style, the smart gentleman's choice. My IQ goes up 20 points when i wear this.
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