
Notanexpert
Perfume Statements

Smells like fresh juice, mostly sweet pineapple. Not complex, nothing wow, but pretty nice overall. A cheapie that isn’t a disappointment.
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The smell isn’t horrible. Too bad it lasts for ten minutes if you’re lucky. Bottle is so ugly it can’t be displayed. A perfume for teenagers, if that.
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Smells like you’re wearing tiger balm, mowing your lawn sweating bourbon from the night before.
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Smells like you were baking a cake and added bug spray by accident.
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