12/25/2012

FloraMilena
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FloraMilena
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Dessert for Zombies
This masterpiece of modern perfumery smells like a blast of overly ripe soon to be rancid fruit compote sprinkled with stale cinnamon powder and a touch of rose liqueur, surrounded by grotesquely indolic jasmine bouquet with cloying tropical orchid accord woven through the indoles, resting on a monstrous base of caramel, sickeningly sweet melted vanilla ice cream drips hardening on the kitchen counter, moldy old hershey’s chocolate kisses left over from last Christmas, and the overwhelming odor of musty graveyard dirt from an old cemetery.
Angelic isn’t it? BAH. I wouldn’t even want this sprayed on my corpse.
Angelic isn’t it? BAH. I wouldn’t even want this sprayed on my corpse.
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