Soaptheft

Smells like a smoker left their leather jacket out to cook in the desert sun, and dry grass that something pissed in.

My old roommate and I used to play roulette with a bowl of zoologist samples every morning before university. This one made me stay at home.

I smell like a sink full of dirty vegetables :/

Like someone threw grandma on the BBQ

My first reaction to this was "who put roses in my nachos?" but I'm obsessed with it actually.