Soaptheft

My old roommate and I used to play roulette with a bowl of zoologist samples every morning before university. This one made me stay at home.

Underripe cavendish banana

I smell like a sink full of dirty vegetables :/

Got into a fight with my roomie over whether this smells like a handsoap with a cute dolphin printed on it, or a sweaty man on vacation.

Like someone threw grandma on the BBQ