Soaptheft

Pissy panties. Evokes feelings of great concern for my mental state, both from myself and others.

A big win for Dr. Pepper enjoyers

Smells identical to a roll of lovehearts candies.

Like getting waterboarded with gin, and then hit in head with the bottle.

Like someone dropped their barbie into clove and citrus syrup.

Smells like a barbie doll and black pepper lol

How your windbreaker stinks the day after a bonfire

Dill pickle, my beloved.

Dried roses and genitals. I'm scandalized but I cannot stop sniffing it.

Comforting, but slightly unsettling. Like your lover just came out of the shower, but they come out smelling sterile instead of clean.