StenLaurel

"What did I miss?" Peter, the village cat, sleepily peeks out from under the comforter. "Are we getting a lady visitor?" "You smell so good today!" "Oh, not otherwise?" Peter looks at my derailed facial features. "Yes, yes, you practically...

"Haddddschschiiih!!!" I snort. What was that? Peter the village cat flinches back a meter in shock. "Weren't you supposed to get vaccinated? Against snot and typhoid? Do you have to die now?" Peter's look speaks volumes. He seems...