Valdar

Back in the day, there weren't weird shows like Jungle Camp. The jungle was populated by real monsters instead of C-list celebrities like Dolly Buster who were filmed eating worms. Back in the day, they only let the really cool people, like Tarzan...

"Such filthy cold, and in the middle of April!" grumbled Max, as he went to the shed early in the morning at sunrise to fetch a spade. "Can't I wait till noon to do the job? The ground's still all firm and frozen?" he asked into the glassy sky streaked...