jasperdezoet

It’s nice! I like to imagine this is what rich ladies spray in their bathrooms before the Architectural Digest camera crew arrive.

I came for seasonal depression, and instead I got seasonal allergies. Pass.

This is Type O Negative’s song “Haunted” in perfume form. The gold standard of petrichor scents.

Smells like Parma Violet candies if they were bad and unappetizingly sour. Just buy Insolence instead.

Repulsively sweet, chalky Sweet Tarts smell. Smarties (America’s Version).