jasperdezoet

Girlboss territory marker, sour rose-chouli and cumin BOMB. My family could smell this on me from at least 6 feet away.

You can get the same experience by sticking your nose in a plastic bag of raw broccoli.

Smells like a plastic beach ball that’s been sitting in the scorching hot sun all day.

Legend has it the highest-paid courtesans in all of Paris wear this perfume to bed and nothing else.

Apple pie baked with green apples by a chain-smoking grandma. I don’t hate it.