10/23/2019

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One-handed clapping in Grossheppach
....or why you can't play soccer with beak shoes, the next soccer world cup in Qatar takes place as a radio play and a freshly engraved tattoo including a freshly laid permanent wave is simply "state of the art" for professional soccer players. Where: 99% of the professionals run around with Undercut as if there was only one hairstyle...
In fact, during the 90-minute event, most professional footballers nowadays are more concerned with the correct fit of their hair by constantly looking up at the giant video cube than with the dreaded "No-Look-Pass" that Stevie Wonder dominated in his prime as Timbuktu's central stopper.
Those were still times when Rudi Völler wore open minipli, Frank Rijkaard regularly supplied him with hair gel on the pitch and Gerd Müller pulled the ruffle out of the blonde mat with a straightening iron in the halftime break Günter Netzer.
After the "Amouage Interlude Man-Teilverriss" now an oriental or gourmand scent that can do something and which you should wear in any case with beak shoes (with or without bobbles) and traditional thawb (caftan) in your living room in the style of the Gelsenkirchen baroque.
The no longer so acute hype around Bentley for men led to a purchase, all the more as Nathalie Lorson is responsible for the fragrance. The fragrance should be similar to "boozy" as the Intenseversion - the rum note is meant - but it does not lead to comatose states of consciousness. The mentioned pepper does not lead to the Katharr either and the patinated leather armchair towards the end also does its job. Actually no friend of sweetness but that is similarly skillfully used, speak discreetly, as in Giorgio Bevely Hills for Men. Great.
In addition to the Giorgio, another fragrance that provokes positive public attention - even if only in the form of lascivious glances in the queue at Lidl at the checkout ...
The fragrance costs only one tenth of the Amouage fragrances, which should actually be called "am Ar*h" (if you look at your account statements at the end of the month)...
In any case, Kevin still has something for Jackeline or Chantalle on Friday or Saturday evening - a handbag Chiwawa, a 10 pack Botox or a squat intensive course with Patrice for a more voluminous Gluteus Maximus (butt).
If you are irreversibly traumatized by Tinder, you should try Bentley for Men at Lidl, Kik or in relevant nouveau riche malls while shopping (swinging an aperol from your wrist in your left hand). Well, done!
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