04/24/2021
Parfümlein
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In the support group: Jasmin lets off steam
I'm sad. REALLY sad.
Nobody likes me. Nobody wants to be with me.
I feel really left out, ignored, overlooked. Like I'm air.
And yes: it hurts. After all, I'm just a kid. An AI-HIND!!!
Just eight years old. And the future already gone.
At the same time, I don't understand: why doesn't anyone like me? That other stupid Jasmine doesn't have those problems either, the beast. Yes, probably because she has friends in Shanghai. Soooo cool! Always wears red. And me? I SEE red when I think about her. She has 159 friends! And me? Just 97 want to have something to do with me.... Wahaaahaaaa.... By the way, the only really nice one is that thingy.... Wait... what's her name? Comes from Udaipur... Is definitely my big role model.
Let me get this straight. What's everyone got against me? I don't smell good, they say. HELLO???? I smell very good! Usually just a little fresh, but it passes quickly, then it's me. And only me. Me, the jasmine. The happy one. The one who's always in a good mood. In a good mood. How come nobody notices that?
Synthetic me? And how is that supposed to work, huh? Maybe I'm not directly sprung from the nearest natural oil store, but I'm also a bit more modern. And I really don't annoy anyone, I usually don't stay that long. If I visit someone, it's four or five hours at the most. That's okay, isn't it? Why do you always have to have a marathon meeting? I like to go out sometimes. So what? As long as I'm there, I'm present, anyway, not like others who do big and then shut up the whole time and take a powder as soon as they can.
If I had to put it this way, what qualities I have, I would say:
Super figure. Super friendly freshness. Super cheerful presence. Decent, but not excessive, stamina. Love tangerines. Like to wear a blossom or two in my hair. But am not that kind of girl, not that pink, not that sweet. And everything I've been told isn't true. I don't HAVE a girlfriend named Tuberosa. And I would never do anything with that patchouli, it's such a douche. And I don't have too much wood. No! At least nowhere near as much as certain other subjects whose names I won't even mention here. That's a BULLSHIT! So mean! Why don't you get to know me before you judge! Although... if you go on much longer... maybe one day I won't even be here! Maybe I'll run away! Serves you right!
Nobody likes me. Nobody wants to be with me.
I feel really left out, ignored, overlooked. Like I'm air.
And yes: it hurts. After all, I'm just a kid. An AI-HIND!!!
Just eight years old. And the future already gone.
At the same time, I don't understand: why doesn't anyone like me? That other stupid Jasmine doesn't have those problems either, the beast. Yes, probably because she has friends in Shanghai. Soooo cool! Always wears red. And me? I SEE red when I think about her. She has 159 friends! And me? Just 97 want to have something to do with me.... Wahaaahaaaa.... By the way, the only really nice one is that thingy.... Wait... what's her name? Comes from Udaipur... Is definitely my big role model.
Let me get this straight. What's everyone got against me? I don't smell good, they say. HELLO???? I smell very good! Usually just a little fresh, but it passes quickly, then it's me. And only me. Me, the jasmine. The happy one. The one who's always in a good mood. In a good mood. How come nobody notices that?
Synthetic me? And how is that supposed to work, huh? Maybe I'm not directly sprung from the nearest natural oil store, but I'm also a bit more modern. And I really don't annoy anyone, I usually don't stay that long. If I visit someone, it's four or five hours at the most. That's okay, isn't it? Why do you always have to have a marathon meeting? I like to go out sometimes. So what? As long as I'm there, I'm present, anyway, not like others who do big and then shut up the whole time and take a powder as soon as they can.
If I had to put it this way, what qualities I have, I would say:
Super figure. Super friendly freshness. Super cheerful presence. Decent, but not excessive, stamina. Love tangerines. Like to wear a blossom or two in my hair. But am not that kind of girl, not that pink, not that sweet. And everything I've been told isn't true. I don't HAVE a girlfriend named Tuberosa. And I would never do anything with that patchouli, it's such a douche. And I don't have too much wood. No! At least nowhere near as much as certain other subjects whose names I won't even mention here. That's a BULLSHIT! So mean! Why don't you get to know me before you judge! Although... if you go on much longer... maybe one day I won't even be here! Maybe I'll run away! Serves you right!
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