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6.5 / 10 54 Ratings
A perfume by Perfume.Sucks for women and men. The release year is unknown. The scent is green-spicy. It is still in production.
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Main accords

Green
Spicy
Sweet
Fruity
Fresh

Fragrance Pyramid

Top Notes Top Notes
MarijuanaMarijuana CoffeeCoffee CardamomCardamom FrankincenseFrankincense Roasted hazelnutRoasted hazelnut
Heart Notes Heart Notes
MangoMango DavanaDavana GingerGinger MagnoliaMagnolia
Base Notes Base Notes
AmbroxanAmbroxan Gaiac woodGaiac wood HeliotropinHeliotropin LabdanumLabdanum

Perfumer

Ratings
Scent
6.554 Ratings
Longevity
7.335 Ratings
Sillage
6.837 Ratings
Bottle
6.044 Ratings
Value for money
6.910 Ratings
Submitted by Garcon · last update on 02/18/2025.
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Meggi

1018 Reviews
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Meggi
Top Review 25  
Digital Picture Frame or Home Museum
As a “study” around the mentioned ingredients, perfumer Andreas Wilhelm describes his creation, which explicitly - after all, perfume “sucks” - does not want to be a perfume. I am always skeptical about such things and immediately thought back to the partly gruesome scents from the mixing kitchen of Mr. Brosius, who plays the same tune under the brand name “CB I Hate Perfume.”

‘Green’ now strikes me as a digital picture frame that, in deep equanimity, reproduces the files of the inserted medium without any recognizable internal order. Perhaps a similar experience occurs when walking through a tiny local museum, where the two dozen exhibits from five centuries are somehow placed side by side. Alphabetically sorted, perhaps.

Taken in isolation, each of these can be quite artistic, exciting, or at least curious. And that brings us to the topic: The rhubarb at the start today is well done. The so-called hazelnut can also be checked off, and the fact that it comes across to me as more green than brown can even be seen as a plus point in light of the perfume's name. Mango is…well…understandable, if you know it. Whether the grassy note is meant to refer to marijuana, I cannot judge due to lack of experience, and for coffee, I have to resort to a higher level and recall the wide range of aromas found in coffee that is crafted rather than industrially produced.

Well, here I am now in front of this series of not uninteresting exhibits, while the “inner curator” falters. The fact that the scent substances become blurry over the course of the morning unfortunately does not lead to the previously missing merging into a perfume, but is pure smudging. By midday at the latest, a diffuse brown-green sauce with a sour touch (see below) has formed, from which, with a lot of goodwill, a thought of amber can be extracted for completeness' sake in the afternoon.

The fragrance also has one more insight ready for me, as I think I perceive vetiveryl acetate and a hint of laboratory-like general fruit in the afternoon and sense a reference back to the rhubarb. Aha, so that’s how it goes!

Nevertheless, I come to the conclusion that ‘Green’ does not hurt, but it is also not necessary.

I thank Garcon for the sample.
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DonJuanDeCat

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DonJuanDeCat
Very helpful Review 8  
Psst… spray the scent, don’t smoke it!
With marijuana… oops… I meant, with Green (like grass :D), here comes the (for now?) last scent from Perfume.Sucks. I’m pretty sure you’re reading this comment just because of the term marijuana, right? :D

Gotcha! I personally have nothing to do with that stuff,… but honestly, I wish I did. I wish I had been raised to be a little less good and polite. I wish I were a bit more rough, rude, well, maybe even quite an ass, after all, they say that these talking buttocks are particularly attractive to women… and since I, as you know from my endless comments here, also have endless women problems, it would actually be a good idea to mutate into a backside! :D

So, what could I do or where to start?
Marijuana? Why not. Carelessly spitting on the streets until a small lake of saliva forms (*gag* ew how disgusting!)? Sure! Hmm… what else could one do?

Maybe treat women badly in general, like all the guys keep mentioning? Doing a bigger business in front of apartment doors (oh, you wouldn’t believe how often I’ve seen that,… there are really too many disgusting, shitty people in this world…)? Not holding the S-Bahn doors open when people are trying to catch the train? Being mean to little kids? Oh, I don’t know… honestly, I would probably find it hard to implement even one of those… *sigh*

Okay then… as I mentioned in my first comment about these scents (about Yellow), I tried to save the most interesting scent from this series for last, and no damn it, it’s not because of the mentioned marijuana,… :DD

The scent:
The beginning is green and woody. You can clearly smell the hazelnut. Marijuana? Well, maybe a little. But this seems more like the scent of the plant rather than the smoke, which is so distinctive when you walk by somewhere and a few people are just smoking there :D But still, there is a bit of grass,… uh, marijuana detectable! :D
In the background, the scent seems quite synthetic, as I perceive a rather chemical note at the very beginning.
Shortly after, I smell a bit of coffee, and a bit of sour rhubarb, with the rhubarb being stronger and the coffee disappearing soon after.
A little later, the initial synthetic notes, which seemed really chemical to me in the top note, become noticeably weaker, so the scent starts to smell better. Of course, the scent remains quite different with its green-herbaceous note, and I think the green is now the marijuana, which is now more distinctly noticeable. Otherwise, it remains unusually sour, green, and somehow also slightly herbaceous-spicy until the end.

The sillage and longevity:
The sillage is okay. At a normal distance, meaning a few steps away, one could perceive the scent well.
The longevity was average, about six to seven hours.

The bottle:
The bottle remains cylindrical and has a slightly thicker base. There is no label; instead, the brand name is written in large letters on the bottle, with the arrangement of the letters being at least somewhat interesting. The font color is green, just like the scent is named. It’s quite okay, but nothing special in itself.

So. This scent here was the last one from the Perfume.sucks fragrances that I could test. I don’t find this one bad either, as it has interesting approaches and, despite occasionally emerging synthetic notes, smells like something you don’t necessarily get under your nose every day. Especially those who always say that nowadays every scent smells the same might want to risk their noses here.
On the other hand, there’s also the risk that one might not like a scent at all because it smells so different. Well, we are human after all (well,… I’m not, I’m Batman, mu ha ha :D), and humans are known to complain all the time! You can see that in me, as I’m always whining here. Uh, no wait,… not me. Because I’m Batman, … oh crap… all gone… *sigh* :D

Anyway, the scent could be worth trying. It’s suitable for warm days, although it could also be worn in autumn.

And as subtly hinted in the title: Spray the scent despite marijuana, DO NOT light it to smoke it… I hope that despite all the love for… let’s say “vetiver” (oh yes, vetiver is now the new code word for grass!) you don’t get the idea to light it, as this “vetiver” mostly consists of alcohol, which would immediately catch fire if you tried to approach it with a lighter! :DD
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Leimbacher

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Leimbacher
Helpful Review 8  
Nutcracker in Flight
The Green from Perfume.sucks is, for me, the most successful or at least the most expressive scent of the line. A collection caught between synthetic and genius.

"Green" is green. Clearly. But it is also brown, yellow, and smoky. Smokey and The Bandit. M kisses M, marijuana meets mango, Jamaica thinks of Egypt. Not a stoner scent, not a killer scent, not a children's scent. But an attractive perfume. In contrast, the other Perfume.Sucks scents seem like watered-down chemical lab creatures. Nutty, a bit rebellious, naturally for the brand. Reminds me of a zesty cross between "Jardin sur le Nil," "Black Afghano," and a cup full of coffee grounds. And yet grounded enough not to take off too much or stand out unpleasantly. Strong, edgy, with the right amount of guts.

Bottle: green doesn't directly make it beautiful
Sillage: who lit one up here?
Longevity: maybe the best of the brand - 9 hours.

Conclusion: when paradise starts to smoke... interesting and nice. Draws noses in!
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7.5Scent
Serafina

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Serafina
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Rhubarb and Fond
Sounds terrible at first, doesn't it? But this title and my somewhat hasty statement do not really do justice to this complex perfume.

“Green” starts with distinct roasted aromas, coffee and nuts are quite recognizable at first. I don't know what marijuana smells like - alcohol as a soft drug has always been enough for me! In contrast, there are the sour notes of mango and especially rhubarb. This combination is exciting but seems a bit too discordant for my nose. However, the roasted aromas change and I actually have to think a bit about fond. It's not a negatively connoted smell in itself, but who wants to smell like they've just come from the cafeteria? At this stage, I had sent my statement - I was once again too impatient. Because later, the impression of fond disappears and the rhubarb note returns. I find “Green” to be a sour fruity perfume, quite pleasant and harmonious. A bit like the initial phase of “Ciel mon Jardin” - before the gourmand notes become prominent.

In the end, I still settle on a rating of “just good,” so 7.5. I would definitely only buy “Blue” from the series, but the perfumes from this brand are definitely exciting and worth testing in my opinion!
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Mac2Cents

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Mac2Cents
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Sticky Green keeps me happy!
Sticky-sweet cannabis flowers merge with zesty-sour rhubarb, sweet-citrusy mandarin, and nutty coffee roasting aromas to create a scent that I would describe as an energetic mood booster! Perfumer Andreas Wilhelm himself speaks of "captured sunbeams," and I completely endorse this association! But beware: Those who do not like the smell of blooming cannabis will not be happy here. Sillage and longevity are more than sufficient, especially for the price of just under €100 for 50ml.
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If you're looking for a light, bright, fresh gourmand, which seems like a contradiction in itself, you should try: nut, fruit, green.
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I like rhubarb, here it's not so bitter but even a bit sweet. The first seconds do have a grass association but it's not unpleasant.
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Turkish. Cardamom-coffee with ginger shot and sweet-sour fruits. Snacking on roasted nuts + smoking grass. Quirky health trip? Well.
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This is what Monty Python's killer rabbit smells like!
Stoned & tipsy knights of the hazelnut run for their lives.
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Marijuana? Never!
Squeaky sweet and super artificially fruity.
A children's perfume?
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Wild scent combination.
Herbal marijuana with hazelnut. Then just Oud for Happiness.
No fruits, no flowers, no wood.
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A peculiar blend of sour green and a woody spice reminiscent of old cardboard. Somewhat quirky, but nothing more.
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Rhubarb and marijuana are very noticeable. Fresh, fruity, and slightly bitter summer scent. Mango adds a friendly touch.
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I like that the brand specifies the ingredients down to the gram on the bottle. That should be on the packaging for everyone *
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A bit of everything: green, nutty roasted aromas, fruity sweetness and acidity. Association: Buddha bowl. Easy to wear.
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