03/16/2025

Byrehoe
198 Reviews

Byrehoe
5
hospital clown
This smells like a children’s hospital. A haunted children’s hospital. Powdered violets and narcissus create a potent baby powder cloud, while medicinal honey and cherry syrup linger beneath. It’s the scent of something strongly medical trying to be covered up with an even stronger, sweeter potpourri. But instead of reassurance, I’m met with goosepimples. I have to give Thumbsucker points for that: this is the spookiest scent I’ve met. If you collect the souls of naughty children inside handmade ragdolls or know how to scuttle gracefully along the ceiling of a church, this is THE scent for you!
Mental Snapshot: “Hoo-hoo!” A whistling voice pulls you from sleep. You groggily lurch upright, blaming the drugs. But no… no… You can smell it. Half candyfloss, half anaesthetic ether. From the dark, it jingles. “It’s me! Thumbsucker! The Hospital Clown!”
tl;dr: haunted children’s hospital
Mental Snapshot: “Hoo-hoo!” A whistling voice pulls you from sleep. You groggily lurch upright, blaming the drugs. But no… no… You can smell it. Half candyfloss, half anaesthetic ether. From the dark, it jingles. “It’s me! Thumbsucker! The Hospital Clown!”
tl;dr: haunted children’s hospital