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This smells like damp, rotted wood. If you wanna smell like a mouldy tree, this might be up your alley
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fresh, sparkling, succulent but also dry. A great bright and green rather than resinous and dark take on cannabis. A summer staple for sure.
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This smells like a sexy man with a mullet. Wirey vetiver, cracked chestnuts, and oily olive leaf
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This is what walking into a Lush store smells like to me. It’s a lovely blend of salty white florals, fresh vanilla, and an ozonic airyness
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This is like a creamy, clovey, banana custard with cinder toffee and gingerbread biscuits. A lovely wintery gourmand
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This is just Palmer’s cocoa butter embodied. It’s sweet but not cloying, almost a bit powdery, chalky, and comforting. Like a warm hug
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this is a gorgeee powdery Iris with a furry, skanky quality. Like Marie Antoinette’s toilette, covering up the decadence of the night before
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