CallMeTee

Brands need to start being serious cause there's no reason this cost what it does. Slightly fruity plasticky vanilla. Layers well. £50 max

Powdered brownie mix. Disappointing + not memorable. Let's be serious cause £169 is diabolical. Chocolate Greedy is the better option. Pass

Peach + soft florals over a synthetic powdery base. Reads more air freshener than perfume. Similar to Gossip Night and unworthy of price tag

Has that overwhelming NEON sweetness found in Erba Pura-sque perfumes. Loud + obnoxious. Couldn't scrub it off fast enough. Easy Pass. 1/10

I love a gourmand, but this pushes boundaries straight into air-freshener/candle territory! It's a NO. Unwearable + killer longevity. 3/10