Your ankles are mine.
I don't even want to review this fragrance, this is merely a warning:
PLEASE, i mean PLEASE do not over spray this perfume.
If you do I will find you (and yes I will find you because the silage is so damn vast) and I will pick you by your ankles and hang you upside down. After which, I will peel your skin off like a banana, for being a banana and then wear it as a coat.
If you wear this fragrance and spray over 4 times I'm sorry I'm already after you.
AI generated fragrance
I suspect that this fragrance was made by Chat Gpt, and that the soleless Armani board of directors used the prompt "combine every trendy fragrance together to make me rich - no risks" to conjure up this product.
To be honest if I smelt this on some broccoli haired individual passing by, I would still compliment them as the scent is engineered to be plesant and mass appealing.
But this trendy tik tok scent profile has made me fatigued and it's sterile safeness makes it a pass.
I WILL not be buying this
Chemical Warfare
This fragrance is genuinely headache inducing, smelling hike a harsh synthetic pineapple.
I would not use this fragrance on my cat, or even as a paperweight. If I threw this fragrance at a homeless guy he would disintegrate upon impact.
If you like this fragrance, I respect your opinion, but I fear that the fumes from this fragrance have already riddled your mind and left it blank.
Masterful
Bang on replication of Dior Homme Intense, nobody in practice could reasonably distinguish the two.
Smooth buttery sexy iris.... For a fraction of the price of the OG.
Note that this fragrance also has even better performance than the OG, making it redundant in my books.
Thank god for the arabs, inshallah or whatever they say.
Lemon curd in a bottle... but I am haunted by Baccarat Rouge
My experience with this perfume was initially pleasant, it's opening reminiscent of a candied lemon - presenting a tasteful balance of sweetness and citrus.
The dry down leaned into the sweetness - in an almost creamy way. The best way I could describe it would be like lemon curd, or a lemon meringue.
Unfortunately, to my nose I could detect a quality in the mid/dry down reminiscent of Baccarat Rouge - a fragrance I distain.
Now every time I smell this scent my mind jumps to Baccarat Rouge and now I cannot fully appreciate the fragrance.
I hope that by sharing my experience I have not put a worm in your ear, and that next time you smell this fragrance and enjoy it as is.
But to the Baccarat fans more power to you. Maybe I'm just crazy.
