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The best Paragon dupe?
What this fragrance has to offer is absolutely fascinating.
This is definitely the best dupe I've smelled of
Paragon. The only difference here is the pepper note. It's not present in Vintage Radio, which seems bad at first glance, but it takes it in a completely new direction.
You might think that the pepper in the Paragon is far too intrusive and spicy. The Vintage Radio, however, is very pleasant and has a very long shelf life.
For 40€ this is definitely a great deal, you can only be satisfied with this fragrance!
This is definitely the best dupe I've smelled of
Paragon. The only difference here is the pepper note. It's not present in Vintage Radio, which seems bad at first glance, but it takes it in a completely new direction.You might think that the pepper in the Paragon is far too intrusive and spicy. The Vintage Radio, however, is very pleasant and has a very long shelf life.
For 40€ this is definitely a great deal, you can only be satisfied with this fragrance!
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How Mr Krabs would rate the fragrance (take it with humor)
"Ahoy, all you seagulls and crab friends"
If you thought the Krusty Krab was the only place to find real gold, then you haven't experienced my scent yet! Yes, that's right, the scent of Mr. Krabs! This precious elixir is as strong as my love of money (and almost as intense)
The fragrance opens with a tangy top note reminiscent of a fresh sea breeze (just like you salty air from my beloved Krossen Krabe). It's refreshing, just like the first look at your wallet after a good day's business. Right after that comes a subtle spice that perfectly suits my business sense. It almost smells like the aroma of freshly fried Krabbenburgers, with a hint of ... well, let's just say "exclusive ingredients".
The heart note? Ah, this is where true luxury comes into play! Woody and warm accents that are as rich as my bank account. It reminds me of the expensive furniture I could afford from all those years of hard work. A bit like precious wood, a bit like my precious box of coins. And then, the long-lasting mosh that gives you the scent of wealth and power. It's like the sound of the till rattling every time you buy a Krabby Patty - oh, how I love that sound!
I'm telling you, this perfume is no ordinary fragrance. It's the scent of a true business owner, a man who can never have enough of money - and who wants to make it work with every breath he takes. If you have a few coins to spare, treat yourself to this luxury. Trust me, you'll smell like you've conquered the whole ocean ... or at least made some good deals!
I give this fragrance 10 stars and 10 crabs (That's how I count my rating, of course)
-Your Eugene Krabs
P.S: No pocketbook was hurt in the creation of this fragrance - I just threw in a few of my best secret recipes.
If you thought the Krusty Krab was the only place to find real gold, then you haven't experienced my scent yet! Yes, that's right, the scent of Mr. Krabs! This precious elixir is as strong as my love of money (and almost as intense)
The fragrance opens with a tangy top note reminiscent of a fresh sea breeze (just like you salty air from my beloved Krossen Krabe). It's refreshing, just like the first look at your wallet after a good day's business. Right after that comes a subtle spice that perfectly suits my business sense. It almost smells like the aroma of freshly fried Krabbenburgers, with a hint of ... well, let's just say "exclusive ingredients".
The heart note? Ah, this is where true luxury comes into play! Woody and warm accents that are as rich as my bank account. It reminds me of the expensive furniture I could afford from all those years of hard work. A bit like precious wood, a bit like my precious box of coins. And then, the long-lasting mosh that gives you the scent of wealth and power. It's like the sound of the till rattling every time you buy a Krabby Patty - oh, how I love that sound!
I'm telling you, this perfume is no ordinary fragrance. It's the scent of a true business owner, a man who can never have enough of money - and who wants to make it work with every breath he takes. If you have a few coins to spare, treat yourself to this luxury. Trust me, you'll smell like you've conquered the whole ocean ... or at least made some good deals!
I give this fragrance 10 stars and 10 crabs (That's how I count my rating, of course)
-Your Eugene Krabs
P.S: No pocketbook was hurt in the creation of this fragrance - I just threw in a few of my best secret recipes.
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The fragrance that was praised by Jeremy Fragrance!
This fragrance starts refreshingly with citrus and green apple (just like Spongebob's first coffee before he rushes off to work at the Krossen Krabe). The heart note is fruity and slightly sweet, a bit like the incessant energy Spongebob has after a ten-minute nap. Light woody and musky accents come in the base note.
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What does the fragrance actually smell like?
I'm sure that many people don't really know what to make of the fragrance notes, which is why I'm writing a short summary here so that you can understand the scent.
This fragrance is like a relaxing afternoon in Bikini Bottom, but not underwater, more like Patrick's favorite lounger under a rock. The top note opens surprisingly fresh, a blend of watermelon, sea salt and a hint of strange seashell. You'd almost think Patrick had tried to wash himself (and almost succeeded).
The heart note is creamier: coconut, sunscreen vibes and a hint of pink laziness. It smells like someone is taking a nap in the middle of summer.
The base note? Soft woods and something remotely reminiscent of Patrick's sock drawer (if he had one). A little sweet, a little wild and somehow completely sinless, but likeable. Just like Patrick,
This fragrance is like a relaxing afternoon in Bikini Bottom, but not underwater, more like Patrick's favorite lounger under a rock. The top note opens surprisingly fresh, a blend of watermelon, sea salt and a hint of strange seashell. You'd almost think Patrick had tried to wash himself (and almost succeeded).
The heart note is creamier: coconut, sunscreen vibes and a hint of pink laziness. It smells like someone is taking a nap in the middle of summer.
The base note? Soft woods and something remotely reminiscent of Patrick's sock drawer (if he had one). A little sweet, a little wild and somehow completely sinless, but likeable. Just like Patrick,
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The perfect beach experience
Where should I start with the fragrance?
The fresh opening is simply fabulous and smells like biting into an orange. The longer you leave Dutt on, the more it reminds you of the perfect beach experience.
It's almost like lying on the shores of Bikini Bottom sipping a coconut.
The dark undertone with the sandalwood brings you back to your senses and actually shows what this fragrance is really capable of. It's just perfect and the longevity is extraordinary.
The fresh opening is simply fabulous and smells like biting into an orange. The longer you leave Dutt on, the more it reminds you of the perfect beach experience.
It's almost like lying on the shores of Bikini Bottom sipping a coconut.
The dark undertone with the sandalwood brings you back to your senses and actually shows what this fragrance is really capable of. It's just perfect and the longevity is extraordinary.
