Msl

This is by far the most terrifying fragrance I’ve ever encountered - and terrifyingly good at the same time.

A scent so human it ends up not being human at all: too clean, too sterile, too perfect. Uncanny valley in a bottle - and I like it.

It’s a Martini Asti of the perfumery: you know there are better alternatives, but it’s okay and you didn’t pay much for it.

If you ever find yourself in a fancy beach resort with live music, wearing a linen shirt, this is the fragrance you’ll want.

A fella who wears a leather jacket and boots, but asks if he smells nice every 20 minutes. That’s Eau d'Ombré Leather, and I like it.