Rurality's Perfume Statements

3

Performance is abysmal for a £138 fragrance. Scent is passable with a generic drydown. Will be selling my bottle.

2

My £2 coconut body wash smells more like the real thing than this garbage. Repulsively sweet for a freshie.

1

I get Aldi rum, vanillin, coumarin… And that’s about it. It’s better than Intensely by a mile, but it’s not worth the hype or the price tag.

3

Can’t believe this is as synthetic sweet as it is. About as realistic as Simon Cowell. It’s a scrubber; if your nose is sentient, of course.

Dior

1

Synthetic and spicy banana bread. Not half bad, one of the best iterations of the winter designer DNA. As of 2024, the sillage is modest.

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