Rurality

Performance is abysmal for a £138 fragrance. Scent is passable with a generic drydown. Will be selling my bottle.

My £2 coconut body wash smells more like the real thing than this garbage. Repulsively sweet for a freshie.

I get Aldi rum, vanillin, coumarin… And that’s about it. It’s better than Intensely by a mile, but it’s not worth the hype or the price tag.

Can’t believe this is as synthetic sweet as it is. About as realistic as Simon Cowell. It’s a scrubber; if your nose is sentient, of course.

Synthetic and spicy banana bread. Not half bad, one of the best iterations of the winter designer DNA. As of 2024, the sillage is modest.