Soaptheft

Dill pickle, my beloved.

Dried roses and genitals. I'm scandalized but I cannot stop sniffing it.

Smells incredible half the time. The other half it smells like dried saliva.

Your partners skin after they come out of the shower, but they use Head & Shoulders dandruff shampoo :(

Smells like a smoker left their leather jacket out to cook in the desert sun, and dry grass that something pissed in.