...Some obnoxious swine has just keyed my car, front to back! I hope a crow eats your eyes whoever you are. :evil:

...Smellsogood:What a complete darling! I remember a Minah bird when I was little that used to say "Harry, shut up!" in a really posh lady's voice. It had been...

...What a complete darling! I remember a Minah bird when I was little that used to say "Harry, shut up!" in a really posh lady's voice. It had been given to an aviary at a park, probably by a husband! :lol:

...Ah yes! The busy, artsy camera work, which is at it's best when accompanied by a constant soundtrack so not only can you not see anything, you can't hear the dialogue either. :shock: Off topic, I watched "Ladyhawk" on the telly last night. What a stupid film! Medieval fantasy, costumes from 60's Star Trek and the musical score from Baywatch. Jarring all round!

...Smellsogood:1) Coughing. I remember in I Claudius, when Caligula cut off somebody's head because of their incessant coughing and I am with him on that! Finally...

...Smellsogood:1) Coughing. I remember in I Claudius, when Caligula cut off somebody's head because of their incessant coughing and I am with him on that! Finally...

...I once saw Honor Blackman at Dulwich Gallery and she is still as beautiful and glamourous as when she was young.I have made a sandwich for Adam Faith.Whilst shopping in my local Waitrose, Ronnie Corbett was also getting in the groceries. I was rather impressed by the fact he goes shopping sans wife!There may be others but my memory for names and faces is appalling, no matter how famous they are!

...1) Coughing. I remember in I Claudius, when Caligula cut off somebody's head because of their incessant coughing and I am with him on that!2) Labels left on the bottom of shoes. 3) Snoring (Yes you know who I'm talking about, and even the cat does it!)4) Butter in the jam jar5)People who have turned social media into anti-social media. When we are out together talk to me please, not your *rsebook or Twatter "friends"

...Another South London gem, The Faraday Memorial, on a roundabout at Elephant & Castle. This is a sculpture by brutalist architect Rodney Gorden representing a Faraday cage and houses the electric substation for the underground. The council has never, to my knowledge, made this fact known to anyone. Nobody in the area has a clue what it is or what it's for, or what it represents. It's just called that box!

...I will nominate The Catford Centre in Catford South London for it's inspired advertising gimicky sculpture horror.

...I think it looks like a crane after a tsunami, They have even painted it rusty old red.

...I nominate the shouty, juvenile, full of himself, annoying, Chris Evans.

...Howdie Peeps! I've been busy. Rubbish huh :wink: I have just come back from the bank with a smile on face as a random woman, walking past, smiled and told me I looked very pretty. What a lovely thing to do.

...Smellsogood:Off topic, but going back to men not reading intructions. I once took a reading lamp back to Homebase because it was broken, only to find out it was...

...Off topic, but going back to men not reading intructions. I once took a reading lamp back to Homebase because it was broken, only to find out it was a touch activated one and I had spent ages looking for a switch, yet still managed to avoid brushing my fingers over the bit that turned it on! :oops:

...i have been wondering if the seat reservation system on Virgin trains West Coast line is an urban myth. It has never worked a single time of using it, which leads to a free for all over the shortfall of seats. :x

...smellsogood. AH HA!!!! I knew it! :wink: How could one visit Paris, and not indulge...

...Hubby wanted something just right, but couldn't settle on anything he really liked for me. We stumbled on a perfumery in La Place Des Vosges, Creation Parfums et Senteurs Du Pays Basques. The service was wonderful and my husband chose Un Jour a Biarritz for me and Grenouille for himself. I am now wafting around smelling of my time in Paris, lovely!

...Smellsogood:Well I have just got back from a three day trip to Paris, plenty of rain, but still had a wonderful time. We took one of our oldest employees (70...

...Well I have just got back from a three day trip to Paris, plenty of rain, but still had a wonderful time. We took one of our oldest employees (70) for her birthday and walked her legs off! She hadn't even been on a train for nearly 20 years so the Metro was a bit of an experience too. Great fun!