Top Notes 
Italian mandarin orange
Coriander
Lavender
Heart Notes 
Gin
Tobacco
Vodka
Base Notes 
Vanilla
Oakmoss
Virginia cedar
01/08/2025
ComputerMaus
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Don't Look Back (In Anger) - a phone call
Yes, please? Ah, Mr. Basi, nice of you to call.
Yes, I have received your fragrance and have already tested it.
Don't Look Back, right? - oh, don't worry, Mr. Basi, I will definitely not look back. This generic something you're offering me here is far too irrelevant for that. Nobody turns their head after that.
Why, you ask? Well, just take a look at this perfume. The bottle itself is so boring and meaningless, even the metal lid doesn't help.
What, the label? So please. I haven't seen anything so cheaply stuck on for a long time. It makes an almost amateurish impression.
Yes, the inner values, good that you mention that. It's no better on the inside than on the outside, Mr. Basi. You see, that's a very nice basis in principle: fresh, very sweet, light, suitable for parties and clubs. It will certainly make young people happy, but... this fragrance offers nothing else. And it's so terribly synthetic, it smells like it's been mixed together in a flavor laboratory. There's nothing natural about it! Or in it.
Yes, it really is, I'm telling you! And it gets even worse, the synthetics keep increasing as you go on! Yes, you'll be amazed! At least, and I will give your product credit for this, it is a little unpleasantly sour at first, but that goes away later. So at least ONE aspect is improving.
Longevity? Yes, you'd probably like that! you can be smelled relatively well by others for 2 hours, then your scent no longer projects properly. And after 6½ hours you can still smell it on your skin at best.
Yes well, the price is totally fine for that, you're probably right.
Are you serious? Will I recommend the perfume to others? God, no! This thing has neither a pretty shell nor a beautiful core. It's a really unnecessary artificial product that nobody needs and nobody asked for. It really has no reason to exist.
Now please hold back with the bad words, my dear Mr. Basi, that's really not our level! Yes, as far as I'm concerned, just don't send me any more fragrances. I'll survive it.
Yes, the same to you. Goodbye again.
Yes, I have received your fragrance and have already tested it.
Don't Look Back, right? - oh, don't worry, Mr. Basi, I will definitely not look back. This generic something you're offering me here is far too irrelevant for that. Nobody turns their head after that.
Why, you ask? Well, just take a look at this perfume. The bottle itself is so boring and meaningless, even the metal lid doesn't help.
What, the label? So please. I haven't seen anything so cheaply stuck on for a long time. It makes an almost amateurish impression.
Yes, the inner values, good that you mention that. It's no better on the inside than on the outside, Mr. Basi. You see, that's a very nice basis in principle: fresh, very sweet, light, suitable for parties and clubs. It will certainly make young people happy, but... this fragrance offers nothing else. And it's so terribly synthetic, it smells like it's been mixed together in a flavor laboratory. There's nothing natural about it! Or in it.
Yes, it really is, I'm telling you! And it gets even worse, the synthetics keep increasing as you go on! Yes, you'll be amazed! At least, and I will give your product credit for this, it is a little unpleasantly sour at first, but that goes away later. So at least ONE aspect is improving.
Longevity? Yes, you'd probably like that! you can be smelled relatively well by others for 2 hours, then your scent no longer projects properly. And after 6½ hours you can still smell it on your skin at best.
Yes well, the price is totally fine for that, you're probably right.
Are you serious? Will I recommend the perfume to others? God, no! This thing has neither a pretty shell nor a beautiful core. It's a really unnecessary artificial product that nobody needs and nobody asked for. It really has no reason to exist.
Now please hold back with the bad words, my dear Mr. Basi, that's really not our level! Yes, as far as I'm concerned, just don't send me any more fragrances. I'll survive it.
Yes, the same to you. Goodbye again.
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