Tuberose
Leather
Orange blossom
Cardamom
Frankincense
Musk
Orange
Clove
Ginger
Sandalwood
Tonka bean
Amber
Cedarwood
Cinnamon
03/01/2025
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Erna Kassunke sums up
I have to add my two cents here again. I've already done that with the stuff called "Fantomas" If you remember, I've got a space flejeuntanehmen. Don't look so stupid, cleaning is a respectable profession and I've made my living that way and also have employees. I call myself a room beautician. Our company's sign says: "From the toilet to the tin soldiers, we get everything clean."
I've been working for Professor Jottlieb von Storchenbein and his wife Ottilie for a long time. About fifty years. They're nice people and we're the same age, over 70. I've raised the boys with them. As for Ottilie, she's got a hairdryer. I have over 200 of them. Most of them smell good and I know a lot of them because I have a small collection myself. It's just infectious.
But recently, Otti has been on a strange mission. She's off into niche paws. The older the better. Always better than when she falls into senility. Niche carpets? I wonder what kind of strange term that is. I know all about niches. That's often where most of the dirt is. I've even found dead mice there.
Now she's given me a coffee as a present and said something like that for my loyal service. Could you follow me?
The stuff is called Nuit Noir. She scribbled down the ingredients for me, i.e. what's inside. Just reading it made my mouth water. Then she tells me to cook a new nightcap and I can use the stuff to make my Erich, which is my jatte, hot. I checked it and thought: NO! I didn't buy a nightgown, but a book about flowers and spices and how they all smell.
Well, getting Erich hot is one thing, he's already 75, but the stuff smells hot, at least at the beginning. Like the ginger tea that Erich always drinks when he has a sore throat. And then comes a floral note. Tubarose is written on the wipe. I know the brothers. My daughter once brought some scented oil. They smell so dull and sweet that I gasped like a carp. Ottilie said the broth is eroticism in a bottle. Well, I don't know what she means by eroticism. If my leather rag with which I clean the windows smells erotic - and the stuff smells like my leather rag, which is still a bit wet - then she's right. Could you follow me?
He also had spices, but somehow they've been in the drawer for a long time and now they're greasy. Or is that the amber that's supposed to be inside? I once read that Amber is whale vomit. Who knows what the poor whale was suffering from that made him sick.
I can't offend Ottilien when I say she can keep the stuff. It's not my thing and I won't make Erich happy with it, even if the night is still so dark.
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