07/27/2024

Byrehoe
199 Reviews

Byrehoe
3
stupid sexy shower gel
The name made me anticipate a drugstore bottle of something like “Love Island: The Fragrance!,” but I found a more cultured spicy rose. Feisty and youthful without being syrupy or cloying. Essentially a fruity, red rose tempered with photorealistic pepperberries. (My childhood bedroom abutted a pepperberry tree so I drank that scent for a decade). Someone online also said “Herbal Essences,” which, once said, cannot be unsaid. Basic, but pleasant!
Longevity: Burned out around 4h on skin, but got >7 in fabric
Mental Snapshot: You’re a thirty-something playing a teen-something in an upcoming drama. (It’s ok: you’re still hot). Besides, you’re revisiting the follies of youth through the lens of wisdom and experience. (It’s ok: it’s an HBO production, not some CW cringe). You drink Mike's Hard in the back of a Maybach.
Tl;dr: stupid sexy shower gel.
Longevity: Burned out around 4h on skin, but got >7 in fabric
Mental Snapshot: You’re a thirty-something playing a teen-something in an upcoming drama. (It’s ok: you’re still hot). Besides, you’re revisiting the follies of youth through the lens of wisdom and experience. (It’s ok: it’s an HBO production, not some CW cringe). You drink Mike's Hard in the back of a Maybach.
Tl;dr: stupid sexy shower gel.