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Deadnose 6 months ago

Hero Parfum

Burberry

Clearly designed to be as all-purpose as possible

The opening starts off with an extremely sweet balsamic (amyris) for about five to ten minutes. Try to ignore this part and don't judge the fragrance on the opening. After this time it turns into a sort of cedar-pine...

Deadnose 1 year ago

L'Homme Intense

Prada

Spoiler: The "Prada man" is Daniela Andrier

When I see a photo of Daniela Andrier the scent of LHP Intense is *exactly* how I imagine she smells. Not at all masculine (Prada themselves call it "neutri/unisex") and way too heavy handed on that amber/coumarin. It's...

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XIII: La Treizième Heure - Cartier - 18 days ago

7
Bottle 2
Sillage 5
Longevity 9
Scent

(▲M8) A tragedy. Spectacular smoky vanilla, abysmal projection - no sillage. Clothes only. Can't recommend unless cheap (and is never).

Déclaration Essence - Cartier - 4 months ago

6
Bottle 7
Sillage 7
Longevity 8.5
Scent

(▲M7) 85% similar to Déclaration, but dirtier, muskier, smokier—no loud citrus!—bergamot is balanced with cistus and immortelle. Recommend.

Déclaration Haute Fraîcheur - Cartier - 4 months ago

7
Bottle 7
Sillage 7
Longevity 7.5
Scent

(◄ M2) Vegetal mélange w/ Déclaration tea musk, but less "fraîcheur" than the original because the citruses are denser, matted, less sharp.

19 Degree - Tumi - 4 months ago

8
Bottle 6
Sillage 7
Longevity 6.5
Scent

For suckers only. Get yourself Mercedes-Benz Le Parfum and save yourself $135 USD, or Animalique for quality. Both last longer.

Barénia (Eau de Parfum) - Hermès - 4 months ago

7
Bottle 8
Sillage 8
Longevity 6
Scent

Shrill fragrance that is a weak pastiche of that which was done before better: think La Panthère or Jour d'Hermès. Miracle Berry is a stunt.

Bad Boy Cobalt Elixir - Carolina Herrera - 4 months ago

8
Bottle 6
Sillage 8
Longevity 4
Scent

(▼M4) Two words: laundry detergent. "Boy" is the operative word here; if this is Bad Boy then Terre d'Hermès is Thatcher, Hèritage is Saddam

Animalique - Byredo - 4 months ago

6
Bottle 6
Sillage 8
Longevity 6.5
Scent

▼ (F6) Obnoxious/nuclear loud powdery violet grandma (drydown). The only breathtaking feature is its exorbitant price.

Hero Parfum - Burberry - 6 months ago

7
Bottle 9
Sillage 10
Longevity 8
Scent

▲/M5 Youthful everyday all-purpose dumb-reach, sweet in a non-vanillic way. Extraordinary performance/quality but the epitome of overpriced.

Brioni (Eau de Parfum Éclat) - Brioni - 7 months ago

9
Bottle 6
Sillage 7
Longevity 6.5
Scent

◄ (0) Imagine the creepy Snuggle fabric softener bear. Obnoxious laundry musk to the power of 10 that wears you, not the other way around.

Gentleman Givenchy (Eau de Parfum Boisée) - Givenchy - 9 months ago

6
Bottle 8
Sillage 4
Longevity 8.5
Scent

▼ (M4) Beautiful scent (La Nuit de L'Homme with iris) with equally similar abysmal longevity (3/4 hours); a tragedy. Cannot keep/recommend.

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