In the Sweat of My Face or Is Sweat Smell Actually Great?! (Read EVERYTHING; either all or nothing!!)
ThePerfumeGuy inspired me to make this blind purchase, and he, just like the lovely Leni, is one of my favorite perfume influencers, both of whom have prompted me to buy many fragrances, and I like almost all of them.
This one too?
One step at a time (No, don’t scroll to the end now, like I always do.)
Tous is a Spanish brand, and the origins of its founder Salvador Tous Blavi are rooted in watchmaking. The company is already 100 years old, and its portfolio now includes all those luxury products that no one needs but most want: watches, jewelry, bags, leather goods, and of course, perfume. The concept is well-known.
But can they do perfume too?
Sufficient skepticism is certainly warranted with non-original fragrance houses. Is this just another marketing trick to rake in more money? Of course, that’s what most are after. And even large, venerable fragrance houses produce flops. Questions upon questions.
The products and prices are affordable, not outrageously overpriced, and seem to be of high quality. The design is also acceptable. Okay, the bear can be debated. It’s just their attribute; I find it a bit too cute. But overall, it can’t be all that wrong.
What about 1920 The Origin?
Ugh, how much I hate it when people, before describing the scent, type out irrelevant novels about fragrances, sometimes their entire life story. Don’t they have anything better to do? So, I’ll also say something in this direction. Ha! After all, we’re talking about the topic of SWEAT SMELL in fragrances.
So is it probably totally disgusting? Is there even a risk of escape?
Yes, yes, everyone knows that cumin notes, and here it is in the top note, are associated with sweat smell by most people. But first, let’s talk about the bottle.
And how is it? (Oh no, yawn!! Is this going to be a YouTube video where you have to pay attention because there’s a giveaway at the end?)
Hmm, cough. So the bottle (really cheeky questions. I’m trying my best to build suspense. And insight is also a so-called “GIVE-AWAY.” Now I’m going to tell you something completely different.)
OH GOD, is it annoying, probably even more annoying than the scent!!!!
So, in the sweat of your face, you will now read this ENTIRE STORY. Do you finally get it? You annoying *
* etc…. Figure out for yourself what the asterisks stand for.
We are in the year 1997 (The Origin 1920, which is the founding year of TOUS, only came out in 2017 - data, facts, so far).
So young or old stale -25 years old- sweat?
Good question. 25 years is young - 25-year-old sweat is probably disgusting, but sweat surely dissipates after 25 years.
….Berlin Schöneberg was my neighborhood, I was studying, David Bowie still lived there and had once lived just around the corner.
I discovered Balenciaga Le Dix and found it magnificent (good taste, that woman, and unfortunately, it’s no longer available, sniff) and even though I had little to no knowledge of perfume, there was a certain aesthetic background, a fundamental inclination towards this field, and a good sense of smell that had existed since my childhood. Mom often scolded me for always smelling everything. She had no idea that I had a huge affinity for it and wasn’t a disobedient dog.
Okay, and when did you smell sweat for the first time?
Definitely earlier, and it’s clear that I generally find sweat smell pretty disgusting. With some more, with some less. I don’t find it attractive at all or anything. Neither in women nor in men.
Check. I sense where this is going…. : ))
So there was this ex…
And he had the most unpleasant sweat smell in the world; otherwise, he wouldn’t be the EX?!
No, he conveniently didn’t smell at all; he always said so himself and found it weird. It’s strange, but it was really practical for me. Still, he is an EX.
I don’t understand anything anymore…. ???
I know that feeling all too well. Being completely confused and at the same time firmly convinced that everything, so TOUS (fr. masculine indefinite article all dt.) is and remains that way and nothing will ever change. And nothing and no one can ever change that.
But here, isn’t Tous just the brand name?
Yes, but …
Oh, the name of the founder and the French meaning of tous. So is it actually a scent for men?
Oh, maybe tendentially. It’s rather fresh (bergamot in the top, better than smelling like cumin in the top), woody (cedar in the base), patch in the base. Not sweet or any gender-typical scent stuff that might have been more relevant in 1997 but has never really interested me. But maybe I should send 1920 to my EX from back then in 2023, so he can smell himself?
So is the scent an olfactory act of revenge on your EX? The motive: (non)existent sweat.
Oh, he has long forgotten that. But I haven’t, nor the smell in Berlin subways in summer. Example U 1, quickly board at Kurfürstenstraße, the train is packed, no seats, people are standing, and if you’re lucky, you can hold on to one of the poles with your arms raised to avoid falling. If you’re unlucky…
… you fall nose-first into a wonderfully smelling armpit, in whose hair clumps sweat bacteria are rotting and immediately make you want to escape, if it weren’t for the ongoing subway ride and the next station being far away, or the stop where you want to get off.
Very nicely formulated. We are slowly coming to a consensus and getting closer to the matter.
Well, let’s hope we don’t have to ride the entire U1 to Krummen Lanke. That would be quite a distance, especially with that stench.
Ah, someone knows the old Berlin subway network! That’s now partly the U3. Probably a (former) Berliner?
No, I’m a true Berliner. So ORIGIN-style. But what are we actually talking about? About perfume? Sweat? Berlin? Ex-boyfriends? What the f**?
Oh how lovely, a real Berliner. You rarely meet one. That’s a rarity. (And really clever, as they say in the north. But why do some of them have to be so stereotypically unfriendly? ___ That really got to me as a young thing in the 90s in Berlin.)
At which subway station are we now? It’s pretty hot here in the train.
So, I would say…. Hmm, somewhere around Rüdesheimer Platz, no, already Breitenbachplatz. I know that well; I could tell you a lot. No, I won’t. And yes, it’s quite warm here; it’s the famous Berlin summer again, and it was already pretty decent in the 90s. And every subway smells different. You can recognize cities by the smell of their subways. I could cry with joy when I think of the smell of the Berlin subway. I miss it so much. I think I need to get off for a moment. Sniff, sniff. Where are we anyway? No idea. So many memories, so much L'effet Proust. Is that me? Is it really true that a stupid biscuit or a zwieback can inspire an author to write a me...