05/12/2019

FrauHolle
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FrauHolle
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WATCH OUT! Spoilers! Because of the liquorice!
Many, who want to get this scent, ask themselves probably surely: Do you actually smell the liquorice?
LOOK AHEAD! From HERE no more reading, because I will tell you that one smells the liquorice.
It's like this, let's say like this, you can smell the liquorice already, but ONLY if you just know.
Your problem is now, after you have read these lines, and you have that: Yes, liquorice smells you, and from now on you will smell it too, next to the incense, but ONLY YOU now have the knowledge about the liquorice, but the people around you don't, and they won't smell it because of that, the liquorice, IF they don't know my contribution.
So the best thing to do is to be silent when someone asks you what you're wearing, don't say anything, or: NIX!
Or say: NIX WITH LAKRITZE, MAN! And also say unrelated, fateful words that you will later feel sorry for, such as anise, Haribo snails, or salmiak cats. They'll find out, and then you'll have the salad. Liquorice perfume is unbelievably difficult to explain.
And don't, NEVER, refer to Parfumo!
Just say to these curious people (my goodness, where did you meet them?)
: "Vanilla Kisses" like I always do when a Spakko asks me for my perfume.
(nobody asks anymore, because everybody already knows: Vanilla Kisses)
You all right? Okay, GaLiGrü!
LOOK AHEAD! From HERE no more reading, because I will tell you that one smells the liquorice.
It's like this, let's say like this, you can smell the liquorice already, but ONLY if you just know.
Your problem is now, after you have read these lines, and you have that: Yes, liquorice smells you, and from now on you will smell it too, next to the incense, but ONLY YOU now have the knowledge about the liquorice, but the people around you don't, and they won't smell it because of that, the liquorice, IF they don't know my contribution.
So the best thing to do is to be silent when someone asks you what you're wearing, don't say anything, or: NIX!
Or say: NIX WITH LAKRITZE, MAN! And also say unrelated, fateful words that you will later feel sorry for, such as anise, Haribo snails, or salmiak cats. They'll find out, and then you'll have the salad. Liquorice perfume is unbelievably difficult to explain.
And don't, NEVER, refer to Parfumo!
Just say to these curious people (my goodness, where did you meet them?)
: "Vanilla Kisses" like I always do when a Spakko asks me for my perfume.
(nobody asks anymore, because everybody already knows: Vanilla Kisses)
You all right? Okay, GaLiGrü!
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