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Decline Aventus: Aventeuse
It only took six years for Creed to be persuaded to create the female counterpart to Aventus.
Aventus, the fragrance of a generation completely detached from restrictive underpants.
A pineapple could not be more liberating.
What were the crazy 68s in comparison?
Ridiculous polyamorous flower children without accounting!
Thanks to Creed, swiping, including interchangeable physical meltdowns, was profitably brought to the man in fragrance form in 2010.
Some clever person in the group must have noticed the open gap in the market in 2016.
Why only leave the pink race to Lancôme, Guerlain and Dior?
To hell with it!
Our English girls will teach you to fear!
Hiss!
Perhaps I should mention at this point that it would be advisable NOT to spray on a sporty portion of the water on an empty stomach.
Pungent, alcoholic and strangely fresh, the fizz penetrates the nose.
The friendliest thing here would be the pepper with the bergamot, quite a sharp taste.
But the apple...
More precisely THE apple, which has given the hair at Schauma/Schwarzkopf a tart, fruity scent for years.
This is soon followed by the conditioner, creamy and flowery with a peppery pineapple scent.
At this point at the latest, the wearer should consider whether replacement wigs would be an alternative for her.
Well, lilac and warm ylang really do provide a little breather.
But anyone who remembers Jaws (1975 - Jaws) will know that the first swimmer had our hungry little animal nibbling a little first.
Chrissie was allowed a breather at a buoy until she was served the main course.
Well, it's a similar story here.
After having had hopes of lilac and ylang-ylang, we were abruptly plunged into the depths!
And this abyss is sour!
The pineapple is quickly held at pH 3 by the redcurrant, leaving the grand entrance to the rose and its entourage.
The chord of our time has crossed the gates of hell!
The ingredients are cleverly concealed here, but let's not kid ourselves. Anyone who isn't nose-blind when browsing the forum knows that jasmine and orange blossom are used here.
Plus a powerful potentiation with synthetics to attract attention. Presumably a little ambroxan friend with a slightly salty note to imitate "ambergris" in a favorable way.
This is precisely what distinguishes it from the other representatives of the brands mentioned above.
Slightly aquatic and fresh, the base with white musk glides into a clean finish.
The sandalwood is served creamy with the help of ylang-ylang and peach as flavor carriers. Just like these fruit yogurts with "particularly natural pieces of fruit".
But basically everything here smells sour and sweet.
The further the fragrance progresses, the more pungently synthetic it becomes, slightly metallic.
And dominating everything is the accord of rose, orange blossom and jasmine, which is so widespread.
The list price is pleasantly account-burdening, the roulette game around the respective batch should ensure a good mood and lively exchange in the forum.
A kind of quartet:
My 2016 batch beats your 2018 in performance. But wait, the 2020 has even more "ambergris".
Possible applications?
Well, I would start with geographical locations.
Let's say that places with potential and ambition would be predestined.
Slough in the county of Berkshire west of London, for example.
One of the popular tourist attractions would be the former Brunel Bus Station, the finest architecture.
How boldly the main chord would fill the bus shelter!
The Swiss town of Schlieren northwest of Zurich with its chic Müllingen mail center provides enough fresh air along the railroad line for the scent, strolling included.
Cosmopolitan and elegant Heusenstamm in Hesse, east of Frankfurt am Main.
With busy air traffic, the fragrance can spread across the entire community and fly all over the world as if by magic.
Clothing:
The LVMH Group should be delighted when the fair maiden lets the NFC ring hygienically correct when paying. Set the right ringtone in your smartphone in good time.
French Nails provide a perky sound when typing on the keyboard.
Please leave the price tag on on purpose, so you can be sure that the urban sports suit with hood (Dior, Givenchy, LV, whatever) actually cost four figures over the counter.
No pink and beige scarf from Burberry should be missing here, sunny weather or not. Can of course also be worn as a stole.
After all, this is Creed, for heaven's sake!
Comfortable sneakers from Ellesse in pastel pink with mauve underpainting go without saying.
The overnight bag (BUK) should have enough space for the Aventeuse bottle (it is best to keep the OVP, as the cap is sometimes loose)
The bag should also be able to store the collectible boxer shorts of the Aventus boys. The more, the higher the score!
The logo of said shoulder bag should also be legible for the visually impaired in an inclusive manner.
Make-up:
Girl, stay sporty!
Three different foundations should only emphasize the natural complexion.
Leave the contours loose, go for mahogany brown and pervyred.
However, the lips should reflect the gold of the bottle.
And now you are ready for the wild west, my dearest.
High noon!
You stand face to face.
He, beads of sweat on his plucked eyebrows.
You, skin cells gasping for air.
He, Aventus himself at the very bottom.
You, aventeuse as blood substitute.
Each of you twitches at the elastic waistband of your pubic covering.
And you stare at each other.
The tension rises...
Film score: Texas - I Don't Want A Lover
Top Notes 
Green apple
Bergamot
Lemon
Pink pepper
Heart Notes 
Blackcurrant
Pineapple
Lilac
Peach
Rose
Ylang-ylang
Base Notes 
Cedarwood
Musk
Ambergris
Patchouli
Sandalwood
Serepave
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