05/07/2025

lucekingg
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lucekingg
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Suburban Soccer Mom (But Not Bad)
This smells like something a suburban mom in the late '00s-early '10s would wear. She drives a minivan with the DVD player always running, she has definitely shared Minion memes on Facebook, she's been in more than a few arguments with the referees at one of her kids' soccer games, she's about to turn, in her words, "forty and fabulous", and she's wearing this to the Pampered Chef party she's hosting just so she can show off her new remodeled kitchen to make the other PTA moms jealous. It's a sweet, slightly warm floral with a nice touch of champagne. It smells good, don't get me wrong, I just feel like mommy to Brayden, Kayden, and McKynzleigh in this.