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Let's Settle This Argument like Adults, in the Bedroom, Naked 2018

7.2 / 10 121 Ratings
A perfume by Kilian for women and men, released in 2018. The scent is sweet-creamy. It was last marketed by Estēe Lauder Companies.
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Main accords

Sweet
Creamy
Woody
Fruity
Spicy

Fragrance Notes

Fig milkFig milk CedarwoodCedarwood VanillaVanilla

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Ratings
Scent
7.2121 Ratings
Longevity
7.2106 Ratings
Sillage
6.8107 Ratings
Bottle
6.9128 Ratings
Value for money
6.346 Ratings
Submitted by Tester2015, last update on 08/15/2025.

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4 in-depth fragrance descriptions
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celeblas

119 Reviews
celeblas
celeblas
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Classy Cola
Very sweet - cola and bubblegum and a bit of the By The FirePlace (Maison Margiela) marshmallow-ness alongside the predicable smokey-sweetness that unfortunately reminds me too much of a slightly better version of something like Nirvana Bourbon by Elizabeth and James. Fun though - could be elegant or sensual when dressed up, out on the town, city lights and late nights.
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Djina

10 Reviews
Djina
Djina
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Genuine fig milk
I personaly dislike Killian's names of perfumes, i think they are pretentious and not so funny, just..dumb. This is the most genuine and truth smell of a fig milk, very creamy and sweetened, but still fresh enough for summer. This scent is so mediterranean-like, made for leasure and spontanious wearing. It is not pretentious or too loud, but instead very quiet but there for a long time. Subtle and natural. For those fig lovers a big yes! Beautiful perfume.
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Mea88

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Mea88
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Delicate, enveloping, and truly beautiful to me
I usually tend to trust Parfumo. If the general public finds a fragrance bad -> I am immediately biased and don't even want to test it. The thought of really liking a scent and bothering my surroundings/the majority of people with it is too unpleasant.

This one doesn't go over well with the community. And I smelled it because my sister sprayed all the fragrances from this line while shopping.
And there it was: delicate, fruity, and creamy was the opening, a bit sweet and also slightly spicy. And I was instantly in love.
As it develops, it becomes woody and vanillin, but the creamy fig remains present.
Not spectacular or super special, but cozy, creamy, and beautiful.
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Jen555

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Jen555
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Everyday Suitable
Very pleasant scent and for a perfume with vanilla, it is definitely not too sweet. Unfortunately, it doesn't last as long on me as similar Kilian perfumes, but it's still sufficient for everyday wear. Perfect for someone who might want to dip their toes into niche perfumes, as it's not completely out there but still something different.
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Do they even remember what to do naked in bed? After 10 years of marriage? The bedroom just smells boringly subtle like sweet hairspray :(
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1. Sniffer ... I know that!
2. Sniffer ... LVEB!
3. Sniffer ... but more like Mon Paris?
Whatever - smells like flower sex not naked ;)
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Fig milk with wood shavings vanilla. Even if the scent were better or good, the name would still be a total turn-off...
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An adult dream gourmand! Bitter and gentle at the same time. Not fruity fig, but bitter fig milk with a soothing vanilla. Genius!
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8
Beautiful fig milk at first, but then it fades and leaves a soft hint of vanilla. Nothing special, but good!
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4 months ago
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Let's ignore this overrated fig milk fragrance like unimpressed adults, seriously.
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4 years ago
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I really like this creamy vanilla milk, but the "attention-grabbing" name is ultimately just meant to boost curiosity/sales.
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5 years ago
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There's a wooden tub with sweet vanilla-fig cream in the bedroom
No one knows why it's there
Pleasant gourmand without highlights
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What the name is all about remains a mystery to me… but the scent is great… soft, creamy, delicate, clean.
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Delicious in a bottle! Sweet-fruity fig cream, delightful vanilla. Woody-creamy light carefreeness.
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