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Limbo
Tabac, ever since you started a wild line, it has diluted your reputation with me.
While I was still able to let a certain irony of a youngster on a skateboard with a 2000s hairstyle pass with Tabac Wild Ride Eau de Toilette, I am losing my courage with your new addition.
But one thing at a time.
Desperately searching for your wild look, I had to visit not one, no, two branches of your regular drugstore to look for happiness elsewhere, disappointed, with empty hands in my pockets and a melancholy, slurping gait and slumped shoulders. Unfortunately, there was no empty tin can to be found on the sidewalk, otherwise I would have had something to console me while kicking frustration.
Finally, at the competition, somewhat hidden, I could feel your metallic blue.
Honestly? I looked around nervously. Not that my bridge-spoiled neighbors would happen to be at the LVMH stand next door, wishing I was L'Eau de Conformisme with condescending glances in denatured alcohol.
Hiss!
Um, director, where's the scent?
The alcohol evaporates very stealthily, it knocks very quietly.
Then, if you'll pardon the pun, it gets louder.
So, which yellow fruit with health-promoting enzymes is screaming "oops, here I come!"? The listed grapefruit in shy, for example?
Or the evil pepper?
Hang on, I'm looking at the gummy bears right now.
Chew chew chew
Schmatz, it's not the old red ones.
Schmatz, delicious orange probably less so.
Schmatz, definitely not the boring yellows.
Smack...
Smack again...
Why only the colorless ones?
And I thought pineapple was yellow!
It would now be pointless to list all the fragrance references that already have this fruit in the top note, the joke with the comparisons is now really worn out.
Well, it gets creamier here.
Somehow, it conjures up a stereotypical image of a beach with coconut palms.
I'll put up the great song lyrics for the different age groups of your loyal consumers with long-distance addiction.
Great-grandpa:
... two oranges in his hair and bananas on his hips
rosita has been wearing today
with a coconut dress...
Grandpa:
... Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go...
Daddy:
... a ella le gusta la gasolina
dame más gasolina
como le encanta la gasolina
lady más gasolina...
Son:
... I make the world as it is, as I like it
Coco on the skin. We are loud, a bit on it
I swing like Tarzan through the jungle
Get a papaya for breakfast...
Now we can compete in limbo dancing across the generations between torches, gentle waves and a horizontal pole above the sand
But wait, the tried and tested almondy Tonka also wants to swing along!
And she's in a great mood!
Her song:
With the lavender it gets really nice
because almond conjures up very neatly
past marzipan by a hair's breadth
the delicious chewing gum!
It started sweet, it stays sweet, it ends sweet.
In between, a traditional garden carnation peeps out and powders in a beautifully classic way.
But why only?
The collage just doesn't want to reveal itself to me.
Or does it?
Has Tabac Original become grumpy after all and has just summoned the house notary to change the will?
After all, the supporting woods are stable synthetic, so you can confidently sign them with a ballpoint pen.
End of the road, out of the mouse!
The fragrance disappears just as it came...
Dear Mäurer & Wirtz team, as an enthusiastic Tabac fan, I am left baffled here.
I can very well understand the need to adapt to fashions. It is extremely difficult to set a trend yourself.
But it would be nice to show a little more edge and maintain your signature style.
After all, your mainstay Tabac Original is already something of an intangible cultural asset! Tabac Man was great, still is!
These treasures are not quoted, they are independent through and through.
Maybe have another look at the leathery aromatics?
Fruity sweet vanilla is slowly becoming a pain.
I am confident that I will be able to remain loyal to Tabac in the future.
Very sincerely
Your Axio
While I was still able to let a certain irony of a youngster on a skateboard with a 2000s hairstyle pass with Tabac Wild Ride Eau de Toilette, I am losing my courage with your new addition.
But one thing at a time.
Desperately searching for your wild look, I had to visit not one, no, two branches of your regular drugstore to look for happiness elsewhere, disappointed, with empty hands in my pockets and a melancholy, slurping gait and slumped shoulders. Unfortunately, there was no empty tin can to be found on the sidewalk, otherwise I would have had something to console me while kicking frustration.
Finally, at the competition, somewhat hidden, I could feel your metallic blue.
Honestly? I looked around nervously. Not that my bridge-spoiled neighbors would happen to be at the LVMH stand next door, wishing I was L'Eau de Conformisme with condescending glances in denatured alcohol.
Hiss!
Um, director, where's the scent?
The alcohol evaporates very stealthily, it knocks very quietly.
Then, if you'll pardon the pun, it gets louder.
So, which yellow fruit with health-promoting enzymes is screaming "oops, here I come!"? The listed grapefruit in shy, for example?
Or the evil pepper?
Hang on, I'm looking at the gummy bears right now.
Chew chew chew
Schmatz, it's not the old red ones.
Schmatz, delicious orange probably less so.
Schmatz, definitely not the boring yellows.
Smack...
Smack again...
Why only the colorless ones?
And I thought pineapple was yellow!
It would now be pointless to list all the fragrance references that already have this fruit in the top note, the joke with the comparisons is now really worn out.
Well, it gets creamier here.
Somehow, it conjures up a stereotypical image of a beach with coconut palms.
I'll put up the great song lyrics for the different age groups of your loyal consumers with long-distance addiction.
Great-grandpa:
... two oranges in his hair and bananas on his hips
rosita has been wearing today
with a coconut dress...
Grandpa:
... Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby why don't we go...
Daddy:
... a ella le gusta la gasolina
dame más gasolina
como le encanta la gasolina
lady más gasolina...
Son:
... I make the world as it is, as I like it
Coco on the skin. We are loud, a bit on it
I swing like Tarzan through the jungle
Get a papaya for breakfast...
Now we can compete in limbo dancing across the generations between torches, gentle waves and a horizontal pole above the sand
But wait, the tried and tested almondy Tonka also wants to swing along!
And she's in a great mood!
Her song:
With the lavender it gets really nice
because almond conjures up very neatly
past marzipan by a hair's breadth
the delicious chewing gum!
It started sweet, it stays sweet, it ends sweet.
In between, a traditional garden carnation peeps out and powders in a beautifully classic way.
But why only?
The collage just doesn't want to reveal itself to me.
Or does it?
Has Tabac Original become grumpy after all and has just summoned the house notary to change the will?
After all, the supporting woods are stable synthetic, so you can confidently sign them with a ballpoint pen.
End of the road, out of the mouse!
The fragrance disappears just as it came...
Dear Mäurer & Wirtz team, as an enthusiastic Tabac fan, I am left baffled here.
I can very well understand the need to adapt to fashions. It is extremely difficult to set a trend yourself.
But it would be nice to show a little more edge and maintain your signature style.
After all, your mainstay Tabac Original is already something of an intangible cultural asset! Tabac Man was great, still is!
These treasures are not quoted, they are independent through and through.
Maybe have another look at the leathery aromatics?
Fruity sweet vanilla is slowly becoming a pain.
I am confident that I will be able to remain loyal to Tabac in the future.
Very sincerely
Your Axio
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