11/16/2023
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Madness...
Imagine the following situation:
You've just had a shower after a visit to the barber, your beard and hairstyle are perfect. Dry off, brush your teeth, apply wax kick face cream, briefly comb through your hair. Get dressed! A suit, because you have an appointment with the managing directors at 10 a.m. on the 16th floor of a skyscraper in the middle of Manhattan. So fresh knickers, suit socks, white shirt and button up, trousers on and shirt in trousers, belt on, jacket off, no need for a tie, we don't have to overdo it, the people aren't that important. Bag packed, laptop in and now... NARCOTIC on, 2-3 spritzes and off to the street, take a cab to the business district. Cab arrives, I get in, 10 min ride, arrive and I get out and walk through the crowd into the building. No hurry, I still have 20 minutes. Off to the elevator, I'm not walking up the stairs. The elevator arrives, quite full. A colleague next to me, we have a quick chat. "Oh well," she says, "you smell really good" *SMOKE* Okay, quick coffee and off to the appointment. Everything's easy, no big deal, appointment done, out of the conference room and off we go: there he is! Come here! Hey you goody, what's that? Hey super gentlemen, what scent is that? Everyone who gets into the elevator asks what kind of scent it is. What are you wearing today? And I'm like: Dude, what do you all want from me???? I was in the elevator 4 hours ago! It's 2pm!!! - Now more than ever: What's that scent?
THIS IS EXACTLY NOT how it happened to me. But THAT'S EXACTLY how I imagine it when I'm wearing the scent and getting fries at Werner's sausage stand around the corner. Yes, a little imagination never hurt anyone. The only thing - BUT - that is true about the story is the scent. It's exactly as described in the story above. INCREDIBLY elegant, classy, gentlemanly, luxurious. It gives you exactly the right vibes. Maybe next time I really will go out for chips in a suit...
You've just had a shower after a visit to the barber, your beard and hairstyle are perfect. Dry off, brush your teeth, apply wax kick face cream, briefly comb through your hair. Get dressed! A suit, because you have an appointment with the managing directors at 10 a.m. on the 16th floor of a skyscraper in the middle of Manhattan. So fresh knickers, suit socks, white shirt and button up, trousers on and shirt in trousers, belt on, jacket off, no need for a tie, we don't have to overdo it, the people aren't that important. Bag packed, laptop in and now... NARCOTIC on, 2-3 spritzes and off to the street, take a cab to the business district. Cab arrives, I get in, 10 min ride, arrive and I get out and walk through the crowd into the building. No hurry, I still have 20 minutes. Off to the elevator, I'm not walking up the stairs. The elevator arrives, quite full. A colleague next to me, we have a quick chat. "Oh well," she says, "you smell really good" *SMOKE* Okay, quick coffee and off to the appointment. Everything's easy, no big deal, appointment done, out of the conference room and off we go: there he is! Come here! Hey you goody, what's that? Hey super gentlemen, what scent is that? Everyone who gets into the elevator asks what kind of scent it is. What are you wearing today? And I'm like: Dude, what do you all want from me???? I was in the elevator 4 hours ago! It's 2pm!!! - Now more than ever: What's that scent?
THIS IS EXACTLY NOT how it happened to me. But THAT'S EXACTLY how I imagine it when I'm wearing the scent and getting fries at Werner's sausage stand around the corner. Yes, a little imagination never hurt anyone. The only thing - BUT - that is true about the story is the scent. It's exactly as described in the story above. INCREDIBLY elegant, classy, gentlemanly, luxurious. It gives you exactly the right vibes. Maybe next time I really will go out for chips in a suit...
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