MrJoff

MrJoff

Perfume Statements
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Phantom Phantom - Rabanne - 10 months ago
7
Sillage
5
Longevity
0.5
Scent
Something else this is. What a horrendous stench. Synthetic nightmare. One of the gnarliest I smelled
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Solo Vulcan Solo Vulcan - Loewe - 11 months ago
5
Sillage
6
Longevity
2
Scent
The lavender and thyme (makes almost coriander) gives me the impression of a dirty men's toilet in a busy pub. A lot of urinal cake
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Newcleus Newcleus - Xerjoff - 11 months ago
10
Bottle
2
Sillage
3
Longevity
2
Scent
Good grief. Sure, new concept but: revolting consistency (sic!), cheap smell, almost nauseating. That can't be the future. Better not.
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5
Bottle
3
Sillage
4
Longevity
4.5
Scent
Iso E Super and some other synthetics. Surprisingly nice bottle and atomizer. Don't pay for it though
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5
Bottle
7
Sillage
7
Longevity
5.5
Scent
Incredible when on paper or fresh on skin. Dries down quickly to a resin-y, cinnamon adjacent disappointment. And then - the price!
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