MrJoff

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Member since 08/09/2024

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MrJoff 2 months ago

Black Orchid Eau de Parfum

Tom Ford

This does not smell like the hotel, and it's fine...

... my favourite hotel's scent is called 'Black Orchid'. Whilst they do have a perfume version of it, it smells not close as amazing as to what they pump in the air in Hong Kong. So, I went ahead and blind bought...

MrJoff 3 months ago

Boss Bottled Oud Saffron

Hugo Boss

My favourite Boss

Granted, I am not a big Boss fragrance fan and my second favourite probably is Boss Number one (the real vintage one) but Oud Saffron stands out to me! I love both the darkness, deepness of Oudh and the spicy components of Saffron. This has both...

Latest Statements

Solo Vulcan - Loewe - 7 days ago

5
Sillage 6
Longevity 2
Scent

The lavender and thyme (makes almost coriander) gives me the impression of a dirty men's toilet in a busy pub. A lot of urinal cake

Newcleus - XerJoff - 11 days ago

10
Bottle 2
Sillage 3
Longevity 2
Scent

Good grief. Sure, new concept but: revolting consistency (sic!), cheap smell, almost nauseating. That can't be the future. Better not.

Jimmy Choo Man Blue - Jimmy Choo - 2 months ago

5
Bottle 3
Sillage 4
Longevity 4.5
Scent

Iso E Super and some other synthetics. Surprisingly nice bottle and atomizer. Don't pay for it though

Tobacco Vanille (Eau de Parfum) - Tom Ford - 2 months ago

5
Bottle 7
Sillage 7
Longevity 5.5
Scent

Incredible when on paper or fresh on skin. Dries down quickly to a resin-y, cinnamon adjacent disappointment. And then - the price!

The Dandy - Penhaligon's - 2 months ago

9
Bottle 4
Sillage 5
Longevity 6.5
Scent

I wanted to like this one. But it's too soft, too harmless. Strange, but reminds me of watery Lord of Misrule. The cedarwood maybe.

The Blazing Mister Sam - Penhaligon's - 2 months ago

9
Bottle 4
Sillage 5
Longevity 6
Scent

It's pleasant. The colour does it justice, interestingly enough. Soft scent, bit monotone. Too pricey

Lord of Misrule (Perfume) - Lush / Cosmetics To Go - 2 months ago

4
Bottle 7
Sillage 8
Longevity 9
Scent

It's linear. Notes as you'd expect. Pepper dries down quickly. YET - spectacular scent for the money! Smelled it, bought it right away!

Dandelion - Perfumer H - 2 months ago

5
Sillage 6
Longevity 7.5
Scent

Starts with fresh citrus and loads of green with some light, almost sugary sweetness. Quickly dries to wood and spice. It's very conform

The Hedonist (Eau de Parfum) - Ex Nihilo - 2 months ago

6
Sillage 7
Longevity 8
Scent

Musky, cedarwood goodness, citrus, almost velvety. It's sumptuous, creamy, fresh with a hint of sweet. Too expensive for what it is though.

Black Orchid (Eau de Parfum) - Tom Ford - 2 months ago

5
Bottle 5
Sillage 7
Longevity 10
Scent

Does not smell like the signature scent of my favourite Hong Kong hotel, but that's expected. Still, a funky, pretty nice fragrance. Unisex!

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