Best room-clearers

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This is sort of an anti-recommendation thread. If you wanted a perfume that would make everyone away screaming, what would you spray?

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Lao Oud Extrait de Parfum

Will have people thinking you brought in an old barn yard with animal manure included 😂

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Depends on the crowd but unless you're dealing with a bunch of pervs I think Maggie's Last Party is a room clearer. Designed as a celebration of the death of noted homophobe Margaret Thatcher it is meant to evoke the smells of a gay orgy

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4 or more spays of "Asad / أسد | Lattafa / لطافة"

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In Finland: just any perfume. The louder the better. If in Finland someone dares to spray a perfume on a public place, everybody first go screaming insults and then leave the room asap. Great for me because as an introvert I don't want people anywhere near me so the best way to repel them is just to have something fragranced on 🤣

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I guess Sécrétions Magnifiques should do it!

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Why spray something awful that you also would have to endure when you can just ask people to leave 🙄?

But it would be Maroussia Eau de Toilette and I would stay somewhere else for at least a weak 😃

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Lempi

In Finland: just any perfume. The louder the better. If in Finland someone dares to spray a perfume on a public place, everybody first go screaming insults and then leave the room asap. Great for me because as an introvert I don't want people anywhere near me so the best way to repel them is just to have something fragranced on 🤣

I like the way you think!

This is actually great information for self-defense if I ever go to Finland again! In the case of a not very nice man trying to steal my wallet, I can simply shout “let go of my purse, bargain-bin Ville Valo!” and spray him with a travel size bottle of Black Orchid. Then, he’ll collapse in shock and I’ll make my getaway!

I just hope that doesn’t land me in prison… 💀

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"Oud Mood (Eau de Parfum) | Lattafa / لطافة" - you have to overspray this, like 6 to 8 sprays. Most people seem to hate it, but that just proves they’re weak. Haha, JK... 😃

Patchouli Ardent - It’s so strong that overspraying is almost effortless. Honestly, even 5 sprays can clear a room. I’ve literally had people gagging, rolling down windows, and gasping for air... which wasn’t my intention at all. I just genuinely enjoy this scent, but everyone else seems to hate it.

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