07/22/2024

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Scenturio277
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Top match in the olfactory Bundesliga
Hello and a warm welcome, dear friends of the cultivated smell and ball sport! Today, FC Würzhausen and the underdogs Grün-Weiß Frische face off in an absolute cracker! The prices for tickets on the third market were horrendous, but those who bought smartly were still able to secure access to the top match at a very reasonable price, even if the venue raised a few eyebrows! But enough of the external circumstances, kick-off and here we go, possession of course for the favorites Würzhausen, but they have problems at the beginning to combine unerringly! Wait a minute: there's an extra player on the pitch, according to the jersey flock a certain "Kirsche", but he's not even on the player sheet! He's getting involved, yes, times of domination, what's going on here? Despite the adversity, Grün-Weiß put up a brave fight, it was a game of equals in the first few minutes, even if Würzhausen were already pushing hard! If I may use a metaphor from the world of tug-of-war at this point: the players Lavender and Green-Apple are trying hard to stand up to the FC Würzhausen team around the star players Nutmeg, Pepper and Tobacco. The player Jasmin hangs on the rope with his hands, but is too short and his legs dangle aimlessly in the air. Predicate: certificate of participation! Pfeffer quickly runs out of steam after a strong start and so a quarter of the game is already over without anyone being able to decide which direction the whole thing is going in. But back to the action on the pitch: FC Würzhausen's dominance slowly begins to pay off and they take the lead! While Green-White were still getting their bearings, another goal rang in their box and Würzhausen extended their lead. Perplexed faces on the bench and among the players of Grün-Weiß Frische just before the break - can there be anything more to come? The second half will show that, Würzhausen under pressure, Grün-Weiß don't want to give anything away here! Yes, what is the Würzhausen player Weihrauch doing there? Is he running around headlessly in the center circle and can't assert himself right from the start? This of course results in the ball being lost and Green-White score the well-deserved goal! Huge cheers from the underdogs, is there still something left? We're in the final third of the game and now Würzhausen unpack the crowbar: The players Vanille, Amber and the South American star player Guajak are substituted, supported by the now strong Patchouli! Grün-Weiß Frische try everything, but even the substitute Vetiver can no longer prevent the third and decisive goal! The game is over! After a long and intense battle, Würzhausen lives up to its role as favorites and gets the job done in the end!
Author's serving suggestion: This review is best read in a head voice somewhere between Werner Hansch and Fritz von Kann and Tutnix.... uhh Thurn und Taxis and a good dose of tongue-in-cheek ;)
Author's serving suggestion: This review is best read in a head voice somewhere between Werner Hansch and Fritz von Kann and Tutnix.... uhh Thurn und Taxis and a good dose of tongue-in-cheek ;)
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