Nowhereman

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Nowhereman 9 months ago

Nowhereman 10 months ago

To me it smells like a Lipton Lemon Tea bag before brewing, but... somehow in the best way possible, so it ends up kind of great?

That smell of cracking open a bag of Haribo gummy cola bottles. Starts on the edge of smelling "sour" but gets sweeter as it dries.

A delicious-smelling root beer float with French Vanilla ice cream that gets drier, nuttier, and a bit less sweet as it dries down.

Orange & vanilla combo w/ some cinnamon & praline w/o going too far into Dreamsicle territory. But also smells 'cheap' & very synthetic.

Big miss for me; opens extremely harsh & astringent, less cocktail more rubbing alcohol. Calms down after but the drydown is just OK.

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Bottle 7
Sillage 4
Longevity 7.5
Scent

Do you want to smell like a Jamba Juice smoothie? Here you go. Sweet semi-tropical + citrus + carrot + a "power greens" booster added.

6
Bottle 6
Sillage 6
Longevity 8
Scent

Strong fruity-fresh open, pleasant & subtle base, but slightly rough & sharp transition between the two. Still a nice & easy wear.

7
Bottle 5
Sillage 6
Longevity 7.5
Scent

Extremely easy to wear, classy take on a classic cologne. Fine for office, uplifting, good for any season. Easy safe default reach.

7
Bottle 4
Sillage 5
Longevity 8
Scent

A delightful, non-aggressive, and upbeat vetiver. Not remotely scratchy, slightly spicy rather than earthy. Effervescent rather than heavy.

8
Bottle 6
Sillage 7
Longevity 8
Scent

A really amazing woody, resinous, green, "wet" (but not aquatic) smell. Wood as in living trees, not a dried log.