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The fragrance that gets even the quietest colleague talking
Not a lengthy review, just an anecdote about the scent from my life.
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It was a normal Tuesday at the office, gray like the coffee in my cup (With milk, hence gray. Is that really gray? Am I colorblind? Never mind.), when the unexpected happened. My work colleague - let's call him Mr. Silent - the man whose voice was as rare to hear as a compliment from the boss, did something incredible. He spoke. To me.
Mr. Schweigsam, known for preferring to choke rather than cough when others are in the room, suddenly stood next to my desk. His gaze, serious and penetrating, fixed on something indefinable in the air between us. Before I could ask him if everything was all right, he whispered: "What's the name of the scent you're wearing?"
I was speechless. Not only had Mr. Silent spoken, he had asked me about my perfume. My heart skipped a beat. Was this the moment when I would finally achieve office legend status?
"Xerjoff, Uden Overdose, probably doesn't mean anything to you, does it?" I replied with a smile that could barely conceal my inner glee.
"It smells... interesting," he said, and for a tiny moment I saw something flash in his eyes that almost looked like excitement.
So there I was, at the center of an unexpected social exchange, thanks to a scent that could best be described as liquid ahoy sherbet apricot with a hint of lemon candy. A scent so powerful that it even broke through the mighty walls of Mr. Schweigsam's silence.
From that day on, nothing was the same. The legend of Uden Overdose - the perfume that got the quietest colleague talking - started doing the rounds. And me? I became known not only as the guy who smelled good, but also as the one who made the office a little more colorful.
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It was a normal Tuesday at the office, gray like the coffee in my cup (With milk, hence gray. Is that really gray? Am I colorblind? Never mind.), when the unexpected happened. My work colleague - let's call him Mr. Silent - the man whose voice was as rare to hear as a compliment from the boss, did something incredible. He spoke. To me.
Mr. Schweigsam, known for preferring to choke rather than cough when others are in the room, suddenly stood next to my desk. His gaze, serious and penetrating, fixed on something indefinable in the air between us. Before I could ask him if everything was all right, he whispered: "What's the name of the scent you're wearing?"
I was speechless. Not only had Mr. Silent spoken, he had asked me about my perfume. My heart skipped a beat. Was this the moment when I would finally achieve office legend status?
"Xerjoff, Uden Overdose, probably doesn't mean anything to you, does it?" I replied with a smile that could barely conceal my inner glee.
"It smells... interesting," he said, and for a tiny moment I saw something flash in his eyes that almost looked like excitement.
So there I was, at the center of an unexpected social exchange, thanks to a scent that could best be described as liquid ahoy sherbet apricot with a hint of lemon candy. A scent so powerful that it even broke through the mighty walls of Mr. Schweigsam's silence.
From that day on, nothing was the same. The legend of Uden Overdose - the perfume that got the quietest colleague talking - started doing the rounds. And me? I became known not only as the guy who smelled good, but also as the one who made the office a little more colorful.
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40 Knots - An unobtrusive masterpiece by Xerjoff
When I started to take an interest in niche fragrances a few years ago, I quickly came across names like Xerjoff and Tom Ford. At the time, I ordered a few samples, including 40 Knots, which initially left me rather cold. My expectations, shaped by a preference for clear, salty sea scents (such as Light Blue, which I probably had in mind when I saw the scents listed) were put to the test by my first perception of roses and wood. To be honest, I found it a bit boring and meaningless.
But as life goes, fate handed me another sample of 40 Knots years later. This time my reaction was completely different. Perhaps it was maturity or simply the change in my own preferences, but suddenly I saw 40 Knots as a masterpiece. The creamy Nivea note, enriched with a subtle blend of sea salt, water and a hint of amber, won me over completely.
What particularly fascinates me about 40 Knots is its versatility. Whether in the office, at sports, at a wedding or on a date - this fragrance always fits. It has the rare ability to present itself unobtrusively and leaves an impression that is more reminiscent of a natural radiance than an applied perfume.
In direct comparison with Ambre Nuit, which in my collection is reserved for spicier and sweeter moments, 40 Knots stands out for its everyday suitability and unobtrusiveness. The bottle itself is a small work of art and stands proudly on my shelf, a symbol of the quality that makes Xerjoff so unique.
The price-performance ratio is surprisingly good, especially when you consider that you can get hold of this fragrance at a good price from time to time. I give it a clear recommendation for anyone looking for a fragrance that cuts a fine figure both in everyday life and on special occasions.
In conclusion, 40 Knots by Xerjoff was a real discovery for me. A fragrance that made me change my mind and proved to be a valuable addition to my collection. A masterpiece that shows how complex and surprising perfume can be.
But as life goes, fate handed me another sample of 40 Knots years later. This time my reaction was completely different. Perhaps it was maturity or simply the change in my own preferences, but suddenly I saw 40 Knots as a masterpiece. The creamy Nivea note, enriched with a subtle blend of sea salt, water and a hint of amber, won me over completely.
What particularly fascinates me about 40 Knots is its versatility. Whether in the office, at sports, at a wedding or on a date - this fragrance always fits. It has the rare ability to present itself unobtrusively and leaves an impression that is more reminiscent of a natural radiance than an applied perfume.
In direct comparison with Ambre Nuit, which in my collection is reserved for spicier and sweeter moments, 40 Knots stands out for its everyday suitability and unobtrusiveness. The bottle itself is a small work of art and stands proudly on my shelf, a symbol of the quality that makes Xerjoff so unique.
The price-performance ratio is surprisingly good, especially when you consider that you can get hold of this fragrance at a good price from time to time. I give it a clear recommendation for anyone looking for a fragrance that cuts a fine figure both in everyday life and on special occasions.
In conclusion, 40 Knots by Xerjoff was a real discovery for me. A fragrance that made me change my mind and proved to be a valuable addition to my collection. A masterpiece that shows how complex and surprising perfume can be.
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Is it the perfect fragrance? A pseudo-scientific observation.
I'll have to write a longer review after all...
There are of course only subjective opinions on my question in the title, but there are also some objective criteria that I would like to list here:
Are you being noticed?
Yes!
How long are you noticed?
Over 18 hours, easily...
Do the people around you perceive you positively or negatively?
70% positive, 20% undecided 10% negative, but then only on the skin, not in the air!
The comments ranged from:
"Wow, you can really smell it right up to here", to "oh fresh" and "old what is that?" to "sexy" to "it's too strong for me".
So much for the "objective" criteria, now for the subjective ones.
I don't like oud. I've been carrying this belief around with me for a very long time now, like a dirty, old shoe, a broken shoe that I'm not yet ready to replace with a new one.
But only he, perhaps the best scent ever, was able to elicit from me how wrong I was.
In short, I was miles off the mark. When I held my olfactory bulb up to this miracle product for the first time and sniffed it, I knew immediately (excuse my French):
" That's awesome. That's different. It's crazy, it's got oud in it and it's fucking awesome."
And so a love was born, for you dear fragrance and also for the unjustly hated oud.
For me, it starts off very fruity, then turns woody and becomes a seductive, woody, slightly sweet/fruity combination that is second to none. The perfect oud fragrance for beginners, it really lasts forever and simply smells seductive, beautiful and elegant at the same time.
Attention: This stuff is really nuclear. 3 sprays MAX!
So, hold your nose and have a nice day.
There are of course only subjective opinions on my question in the title, but there are also some objective criteria that I would like to list here:
Are you being noticed?
Yes!
How long are you noticed?
Over 18 hours, easily...
Do the people around you perceive you positively or negatively?
70% positive, 20% undecided 10% negative, but then only on the skin, not in the air!
The comments ranged from:
"Wow, you can really smell it right up to here", to "oh fresh" and "old what is that?" to "sexy" to "it's too strong for me".
So much for the "objective" criteria, now for the subjective ones.
I don't like oud. I've been carrying this belief around with me for a very long time now, like a dirty, old shoe, a broken shoe that I'm not yet ready to replace with a new one.
But only he, perhaps the best scent ever, was able to elicit from me how wrong I was.
In short, I was miles off the mark. When I held my olfactory bulb up to this miracle product for the first time and sniffed it, I knew immediately (excuse my French):
" That's awesome. That's different. It's crazy, it's got oud in it and it's fucking awesome."
And so a love was born, for you dear fragrance and also for the unjustly hated oud.
For me, it starts off very fruity, then turns woody and becomes a seductive, woody, slightly sweet/fruity combination that is second to none. The perfect oud fragrance for beginners, it really lasts forever and simply smells seductive, beautiful and elegant at the same time.
Attention: This stuff is really nuclear. 3 sprays MAX!
So, hold your nose and have a nice day.
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Spirits materialize to taste this fragrance.
Imagine if a perfume could do more than just smell good - it could bring ghosts to life! "Herod by Parfums de Marly" is just that: a fragrance so magnetic that even ghosts would start to materialize just to catch a whiff.
The first spray and you enter a world in which you are the undisputed star. Whether you're sitting in a suit at a high-profile meeting or strolling barefoot along the beach, "Herod" lifts you to a new level of cool. Standing at the checkout in the supermarket? Suddenly you feel like you're on a yacht in Monaco.
The bottle looks like a Bond villain has hidden it in his secret lair. A masterpiece of aesthetics that not only looks good, but also exudes an aura of mystery and adventure.
And the reactions of the people? Simply overwhelming. The first time I wore this olfactory marvel, I was sniffed at repeatedly - and that went on all day. The message is clear: this fragrance is attractive.
"Herod" is the perfect fragrance for anyone who loves to be the center of attention and have a little honey smeared around their mouth. It's sweet, but in a way that just ALWAYS works - intriguing, irresistible and totally unique.
Conclusion: "Herod by Parfums de Marly" is not just a perfume, it is a magical experience. A fragrance that puts you at the center of any room, bending the laws of physics and attracting even the supernatural. Get ready to enter a world where you are the king - with Herod as your sceptre!
The first spray and you enter a world in which you are the undisputed star. Whether you're sitting in a suit at a high-profile meeting or strolling barefoot along the beach, "Herod" lifts you to a new level of cool. Standing at the checkout in the supermarket? Suddenly you feel like you're on a yacht in Monaco.
The bottle looks like a Bond villain has hidden it in his secret lair. A masterpiece of aesthetics that not only looks good, but also exudes an aura of mystery and adventure.
And the reactions of the people? Simply overwhelming. The first time I wore this olfactory marvel, I was sniffed at repeatedly - and that went on all day. The message is clear: this fragrance is attractive.
"Herod" is the perfect fragrance for anyone who loves to be the center of attention and have a little honey smeared around their mouth. It's sweet, but in a way that just ALWAYS works - intriguing, irresistible and totally unique.
Conclusion: "Herod by Parfums de Marly" is not just a perfume, it is a magical experience. A fragrance that puts you at the center of any room, bending the laws of physics and attracting even the supernatural. Get ready to enter a world where you are the king - with Herod as your sceptre!
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A winter evening with Jay Gatsby & James Bond
Who would have thought that you could capture a mixture of dinner at Gatsby's and a secret mission with James Bond in one bottle? "Guerlain L'Homme Ideal" is just that - an olfactory journey through time into the world of elegance and mystery.
When I first smelled this fragrance, I thought, "Wow, is that cherry brandy?" But like a good movie, the aroma unfolds with each passing minute. The cherry is accompanied by a hint of leather and a sweet symphony that reminds me of an elegant gentleman sitting in a leather chair sipping his cherry cocktail.
This fragrance was my faithful companion through the frosty winter. I had so much fun spraying it on friends to see their reactions. Every time I wore it, I felt like I was stepping into a James Bond movie - ready for the casino, but also for the office.
Guerlain L'Homme Ideal is like a chameleon: five sprays for the office, fifteen for the night. But let's be honest, even with fifteen sprays you're still a long way from "too much of a good thing". You could say it's the "black dress" of men's fragrances - always fitting, never out of place.
The longevity? Well, not a marathon runner, but with a few extra sprays it lasts well through the day. The development of the fragrance is like a well-tuned symphony - every note comes at the right time.
And the design? Simply stunning! You feel like a secret agent who has just received his latest weapon.
Conclusion: "Guerlain L'Homme Ideal" is not just a fragrance, it's a statement. A statement that says: "I am here, I am elegant, and I am ready for any adventure". So, unpack your cherry cocktails, put on your tuxedos and get ready for a night that would make even James Bond jealous!
When I first smelled this fragrance, I thought, "Wow, is that cherry brandy?" But like a good movie, the aroma unfolds with each passing minute. The cherry is accompanied by a hint of leather and a sweet symphony that reminds me of an elegant gentleman sitting in a leather chair sipping his cherry cocktail.
This fragrance was my faithful companion through the frosty winter. I had so much fun spraying it on friends to see their reactions. Every time I wore it, I felt like I was stepping into a James Bond movie - ready for the casino, but also for the office.
Guerlain L'Homme Ideal is like a chameleon: five sprays for the office, fifteen for the night. But let's be honest, even with fifteen sprays you're still a long way from "too much of a good thing". You could say it's the "black dress" of men's fragrances - always fitting, never out of place.
The longevity? Well, not a marathon runner, but with a few extra sprays it lasts well through the day. The development of the fragrance is like a well-tuned symphony - every note comes at the right time.
And the design? Simply stunning! You feel like a secret agent who has just received his latest weapon.
Conclusion: "Guerlain L'Homme Ideal" is not just a fragrance, it's a statement. A statement that says: "I am here, I am elegant, and I am ready for any adventure". So, unpack your cherry cocktails, put on your tuxedos and get ready for a night that would make even James Bond jealous!
